what foods should i eat?

[semaphore]

Baking Chocolate isn't good either.

Id rather have medium rare prime rib (18oz) with a big helping of steamed asparagus drowned in butter with sliced tomatoes, and a glass of scotch, then after dinner my dessert is a cigar and another glass of scotch.

Thats... a whole meal...
One mouthful of dark chocolate is a recharge button throughout the day :(

[breadisfunny]

I've had a few that are actually pretty good. I wouldnt say its like eating a chocolate sundae, but these "scientists" have been working very hard to increase the flavor of their products, since the early version gave them a very bad stigma of being absolutely disgusting lol.

edit: if theres one I can suggest one, I used to take one by BSN (comes in a big red tube) the strawberry version was amazing!

2nd edit: if you give me your weight gain goals and about how many calories you eat a day, i can give you a rough estimate of how many calories you need to eat, what kinda work-outs you need to do etc.

my weight gain goals is to gain about 3-5 pounds a week. its not easy when my medication surpresses my appetite and makes me thirsty.i eat about 1000 calories a day...i think. i have never really bothered to count. most of the calories come from tea/soda/milk.
its about a 50/50 mix. half of them food half drinks.

(about how much woulda single 1/2lb breaded rainbow lake trout with dried habanero peppers put in the breading dipped in margarine be?) cause thats what im having now.

[Rukentuts]

Nooo, chocolates are actually just like weed, and it gives you chemicals that makes it feel like you're in love <3

Yeah, until my weight scale reports me for domestic violence.

[Xanjori]

If you wanna get heavier, eat tons of Beef Stroganoff (sp?).

Do it properly, Korv stroganov! I'll even cook some for you, its win.

[starlord]

eat more protein. meat, fish, eggs, & mushrooms.

edit: nuts & dairy too.

[obdigore]

If you wanna get heavier, eat tons of Beef Stroganoff (sp?).

Chicken Alfredo works too. Pasta is great for putting on weight. So is bread.

[Rukentuts]

eat more protein. meat, fish, eggs, & mushrooms.

Vile fungus.

Chicken Alfredo works too. Pasta is great for putting on weight. So is bread.

Ew white cheese. Yuck.

[starlord]

my weight gain goals is to gain about 3-5 pounds a week. its not easy when my medication surpresses my appetite and makes me thirsty.i eat about 1000 calories a day...i think. i have never really bothered to count. most of the calories come from tea/soda/milk.
its about a 50/50 mix. half of them food half drinks.

then make small but high calorie meals.

[semaphore]

Vile fungus.

Mushroom risotto rocks!

[Rukentuts]

Mushroom risotto rocks!

Get your magic shrooms out of my goodies.

Speaking of goodies. Pork chops slow cooked in gravy, with mashed taters. That'll just some meat on your bones.

[starlord]

Vile fungus.

Ew white cheese. Yuck.

feta & queso fresco are the best. could eat that shiz all day.

[obdigore]

Thats... a whole meal...
One mouthful of dark chocolate is a recharge button throughout the day :(

Just one mouthful? You disappoint me.

[breadisfunny]

Get your magic shrooms out of my goodies.

Speaking of goodies. Pork chops slow cooked in gravy, with mashed taters. That'll just some meat on your bones.

could i substitute the pork chops with steak? i hate pork chops.

[Rukentuts]

feta & queso fresco are the best. could eat that shiz all day.

That 'shiz' enables me magic room-clearing powers.

[obdigore]

Get your magic shrooms out of my goodies.

Speaking of goodies. Pork chops slow cooked in gravy, with mashed taters. That'll just some meat on your bones.

Sheperds Pie
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/a...pe2/index.html

[Rukentuts]

could i substitute the pork chops with steak? i hate pork chops.

I dunno how well I'd like steak with gravy.

[semaphore]

I dunno how well I'd like steak with gravy.

What's wrong with steak and gravy?

[Xanjori]

I dunno how well I'd like steak with gravy.

Yeah I dont think steak would sit very well with gravy.

[semaphore]

Just one mouthful? You disappoint me.

I fatten easily. If aliens ever conquer Earth and use humans as a food supply they'd clone sema's to replace the whole species.

[Rukentuts]

What's wrong with steak and gravy?

Never had it for one, which is why I'm trying to envision if I'd like it. My brane is short circuiting.

totally worth it.

For me? Yes.

For them?