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  1. #821
    Quote Originally Posted by PizzaSHARK View Post
    You're saying obdigore is mature!?
    He had been under the sun so long that he had matured and then gone rotten.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    Mental age=/=your intelligence.
    I'm totally like, emotionally mature and stuff. Totally not a cutter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by obdigore View Post
    In lying on your back? I didn't know they offered those kinds of courses.
    Who would wanna be lying on their back?

  3. #823
    Quote Originally Posted by Tiili View Post
    Who would wanna be lying on their back?
    I dunno, I figure semaphore is a starfish in bed.

  4. #824
    Quote Originally Posted by Tiili View Post
    Who would wanna be lying on their back?
    Tiili knows being on top is better!

  5. #825
    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    I'm totally like, emotionally mature and stuff. Totally not a cutter.
    Sure sure I believe that, sexually harassing old guys over Steam.

    Which reminds me, one of my friends was going for a job at a school. They gave him a booklet on how to deal with teenage girls coming onto him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    He had been under the sun so long that he had matured and then gone rotten.
    He's been rancid from the beginning!

    I'm totally like, emotionally mature and stuff. Totally not a cutter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Cailan Ebonheart View Post
    I also do landscaping on weekends with some mexican kid that I "hired". He's real good because he's 100% obedient to me and does everything I say while never complaining. He knows that I am the man in the relationship and is completely submissive towards me as he should be.
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    Crissi the goddess of MMO, if i may. ./bow

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    Quote Originally Posted by obdigore View Post
    I dunno, I figure semaphore is a starfish in bed.
    more like a cuddlefish.
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  8. #828
    Quote Originally Posted by obdigore View Post
    I dunno, I figure semaphore is a starfish in bed.
    Quote Originally Posted by breadisfunny View Post
    more like a cuddlefish.
    How insulting! I'm a maguro (tuna).

  9. #829
    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    Now im in the gutter.

    "Would you please let me join your p-p-party?

  10. #830
    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    Sure sure I believe that, sexually harassing old guys over Steam.
    It's not sexual harassment if he wanted it!

    <--- totally not rape mythy

  11. #831
    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    It's not sexual harassment if he wanted it!

    <--- totally not rape mythy
    lol who were you harassing over Steam? PS? He totally wanted it, didn't you see how he was (or wasn't!) dressed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    How insulting! I'm a maguro (tuna).
    I also can’t emphasise enough just how passive the passive partner is. The way a woman kisses is by submissively opening her mouth, not moving her tongue unless she is cued to do so; if she’s really feminine she won’t open her mouth at all, until she’s told to. Sometimes women will move around a (very) little during sex, but mostly not at all.
    Holy shit. That country just does not like women these days, do they?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Cailan Ebonheart View Post
    I also do landscaping on weekends with some mexican kid that I "hired". He's real good because he's 100% obedient to me and does everything I say while never complaining. He knows that I am the man in the relationship and is completely submissive towards me as he should be.
    Quote Originally Posted by SUH View Post
    Crissi the goddess of MMO, if i may. ./bow

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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    It's not sexual harassment if he wanted it!

    <--- totally not rape mythy
    i now have semaphore on record saying this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by obdigore View Post
    lol who were you harassing over Steam? PS? He totally wanted it, didn't you see how he was (or wasn't!) dressed?
    Those thigh-highs were for you, baby!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Cailan Ebonheart View Post
    I also do landscaping on weekends with some mexican kid that I "hired". He's real good because he's 100% obedient to me and does everything I say while never complaining. He knows that I am the man in the relationship and is completely submissive towards me as he should be.
    Quote Originally Posted by SUH View Post
    Crissi the goddess of MMO, if i may. ./bow

  15. #835
    Quote Originally Posted by PizzaSHARK View Post
    Holy shit. That country just does not like women these days, do they?
    That is a starfish in the US. They just kind of lay there and won't do anything without being forced.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PizzaSHARK View Post
    Holy shit. That country just does not like women these days, do they?
    That sounds rather awful, being used rather than being part of it. :|

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    Holy shit, that article gets even better. Apparently it was written by a woman, and she said her Japanese partner actually said she made him feel gay because she was active in the sack, and only men are supposed to be active.

    Just... wow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiili View Post
    That sounds rather awful, being used rather than being part of it. :|
    No kidding. I don't mind being in control, but being in a dominant position doesn't mean the other half should just... lay there and take it! :/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Cailan Ebonheart View Post
    I also do landscaping on weekends with some mexican kid that I "hired". He's real good because he's 100% obedient to me and does everything I say while never complaining. He knows that I am the man in the relationship and is completely submissive towards me as he should be.
    Quote Originally Posted by SUH View Post
    Crissi the goddess of MMO, if i may. ./bow

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    Lol that article, surely the Japanese men must be bored as fuck too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    Lol that article, surely the Japanese men must be bored as fuck too?
    I really don't see how they can't be. Explains why their cartoon porn is so extreme, though...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Cailan Ebonheart View Post
    I also do landscaping on weekends with some mexican kid that I "hired". He's real good because he's 100% obedient to me and does everything I say while never complaining. He knows that I am the man in the relationship and is completely submissive towards me as he should be.
    Quote Originally Posted by SUH View Post
    Crissi the goddess of MMO, if i may. ./bow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    Lol that article, surely the Japanese men must be bored as fuck too?
    I would imagine that for a lot of the Japanese men that is about the most control they have over their lives, but I've not experienced the culture myself so I couldn't say.

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