I am so getting melanin shots and tan the hell out of myself. Sign me up!
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Though I was unaware that melanin made someone thoughtless.
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That kind of sucks, because I have a high amount of melanin to start off with, which, in specific races (see whut I did thar?) of caucasoids, causes freckles. Yups; people with lots of freckles are pretty much black. :P
So hey! There's my excuse for crazy stuff, right there!
Or we could just accept the very fact that melanin levels have no impact on the brains.