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  1. #41
    Quote Originally Posted by Aethon View Post
    There fixed it for you.
    You didn't really fix it at all, you just excluded one step and reduced the other down to a subset. Assuming you are a guy, have you never had to pee right after waking up?

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    Seems like a fun 24 hours. Might be awkward at work though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zoma View Post
    Seems like a fun 24 hours. Might be awkward at work though.
    Pfft call in sick.
    HOOKED ON DIABLOL, GOOD TIMES ARE BEING HAD

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    Yeah sure if just for a day.

    I'd probably spend the day masturbating. l0l

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    Couldn't hurt to have a penis for a day. Nothing to do but fap though.

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    Whip out my girlfriends sex toys and spend the whole 24 hours pleasuring myself

  7. #47
    Quote Originally Posted by Skelington View Post
    Couldn't hurt to have a penis for a day. Nothing to do but fap though.
    I was 99.9% sure you were a guy, what...? My world is turning upside down.
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  8. #48
    Quote Originally Posted by Bergtau View Post
    You didn't really fix it at all, you just excluded one step and reduced the other down to a subset. Assuming you are a guy, have you never had to pee right after waking up?
    Nah I just yell at it angrily until it shriveles

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skelington View Post
    Couldn't hurt to have a penis for a day. Nothing to do but fap though.
    plenty of things to do as guy. Video games, beer, buddies, sports, some jack, some fappin in there if ya want a guy or girl, no boobs to worry about...

  10. #50
    Quote Originally Posted by Skelington View Post
    Couldn't hurt to have a penis for a day. Nothing to do but fap though.
    Skelington is female? Or just lacks a penis? Is this real life?

    Also as a male i would, and i would just fap for the entire time.

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    24 hours of getting free shit! Woohoo!

    I'd totally do it!
    KEK WILLS IT

  12. #52
    Quote Originally Posted by A Day to Remember View Post
    Skelington is female? Or just lacks a penis? Is this real life?

    Also as a male i would, and i would just fap for the entire time.
    Could be a mind game. Personally I won't believe it until I see a picture.

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    ima guy and yea.....id fap all day see hwat feels best go grab like every object int he house n see which works the best

    also dress veary skanky and buy cucumbers just to see faces

    edit: forgot to say this...im amazed it took 13 posts to say masturbate....im ashamed at the internet...thats he first thing ANYone would do lmao
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    I'm a guy

    If I could be a girl with my brain for a day I would do it, and I would, in that day, want to masturbate and/or have sex with a woman, much like any other day.
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    There's a reason why guys don't have boobs: we'd never leave the couch.

  16. #56
    Quote Originally Posted by Aethon View Post
    Nah I just yell at it angrily until it shriveles
    You must look like a crazy person doing that. I bet you could sell videos of that.

  17. #57
    id totally be a dude for a day. get to see whats the deal with all the "male oppression" i keep hearing about. that and pee standing up, thats quite a trick.

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    If I was a girl for a day I probably would want to see what it's like to well... be fucked that way. Cunnilingus as well.

    I mean honestly I don't want to be a woman or have to deal with womanly things. Seems a total mess, so much work..

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    Quote Originally Posted by darenyon View Post
    id totally be a dude for a day. get to see whats the deal with all the "male oppression" i keep hearing about. that and pee standing up, thats quite a trick.
    You can already do that, you just need a funnel.

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    I'm a guy, and yes I would.
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