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    Quote Originally Posted by Regennis View Post
    Stop dating strippers.
    haha you made my day but true ^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by aikoyamamato View Post

    Disco testicles. Did I really just read that?
    /bow

    You did, indeed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Regennis View Post
    /bow

    You did, indeed.
    Reg drops his drawers in the dark and suddenly little beams of light circle the room.

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    Your reciprocating saw is now fabulous.

    But honestly... I know what you mean about glitter pissing you off. I do not however run into too many chicks wearing any that I would date, let alone be old enough for me to date.

    I only see glitter on birthday cards and the like really.
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    anyone want doughnuts? i hear there is a great shop in Vancouver

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    Good lord this thread! Is it that late already? O.o

    Amazing sig, done by mighty Lokann

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rukentuts View Post
    Reg drops his drawers in the dark and suddenly little beams of light circle the room.
    I totally gotta invent and market this idea.
    'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
    Or a yawing hole in a battered head
    And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
    And there they lay I damn me eyes
    All lookouts clapped on Paradise
    All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reeve View Post
    I totally gotta invent and market this idea.
    I can totally envision him doing the moonwalk to the bed as this is happening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Somewowguy View Post
    As a guy, glitter just pisses me the hell off. For one, I dont want to fuck a fairy. For two, its everywhere. A girl wearing glitter just has to sit on my couch, and its suddenly on the floor, on the wall, and all over my clothes and blankets, and I didnt even hit it yet! I cant stand it. I go to work, and its on my clothes...and my tools. MY TOOLS. A hammer with glitter on it isnt even a hammer anymore...

    And its in EVERYTHING. Every possible thing a girl can put on them has glitter in it now. Lip stuff, make up, shirts, im pretty shocked there isnt glitter tampons and glitter douches. It takes like 3 trips through the washer just to get this crap out.

    Hey ladies...please...end this nonsense. We dont need you covered in tiny little reflective pieces of plastic to notice you. Hell its even getting to the point with me where if I see a hot chick covered in that crap, I dont even think shes hot anymore.
    >Wants girls to stop wearing glitter.
    >Thinks MMO-Champion is the place to communicate with said girls.

    I wish this website would adopt green text.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reeve View Post
    I totally gotta invent and market this idea.
    If you could get some Barry White music to play automatically, that would be ideal. There is only one place I can think of to put the speaker though...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rukentuts View Post
    Reg drops his drawers in the dark and suddenly little beams of light circle the room.
    An impressive display that would make, but not sure how close I'd go towards flashing disco testicles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aikoyamamato View Post
    An impressive display that would make, but not sure how close I'd go towards flashing disco testicles.
    If said inventions were created, the amount of indecent exposure convictions would explode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Somewowguy View Post
    Hell its even getting to the point with me where if I see a hot chick covered in that crap, I dont even think shes hot anymore.
    Sounds like you're beginning to see a solution to your problem. Congratulations.

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    Idrink- Thanks! At least theres someone else...
    Reg- dont forget who helped come up with the idea when u make it rich in the shiny balls market.
    Aiko- Whats the difference!? You think guys like ur glitter, why wouldnt u like guys who wear it...on their balls!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Regennis View Post
    There is only one place I can think of to put the speaker though...
    The real problem is the only suitable location for mounting the fog machine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Somewowguy View Post
    Aiko- Whats the difference!? You think guys like ur glitter, why wouldnt u like guys who wear it...on their balls!?
    Maybe she doesn't want any glitter stuck in her teeth? ^^;

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    Quote Originally Posted by aikoyamamato View Post
    An impressive display that would make, but not sure how close I'd go towards flashing disco testicles.
    Its a form of hypnosis, so i can just tell you you'd want it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Regennis View Post
    Maybe she doesn't want any glitter stuck in her teeth? ^^;
    aaaaaaahahahaha....lost my shit...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Somewowguy View Post
    ...lost my shit...
    Woah dude. Hope you brought an extra pair of pants.

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    Hey you wouldn't like if I wore glitter on my lower regions either.
    ...I feel very alone in this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rukentuts View Post
    Woah dude. Hope you brought an extra pair of pants.
    And he's complaining about glitter ... wonder what women will say when he is accessorized like that?!

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