15 years after zombies took over...

[c2dholla619]

15 years have past since the zeds took over. over 75% of the human population has been wiped out. the zed are not effected but climate/weather and don't rot as we expected of them. people have just began reforming civilization while dealing with the zeds. firearms are worthless for most because of the lack of ammunition, rumor has it that over 98% of the bullets are gone and few people have the skills to make them. most people born within the 15 years dont even know of firearm except the the silmple flintlock guns. many people are attempting to repopulate the earth. we have managed to deal with sicknesses. most countries has reverted back to monarchy. our attempts at creating electricity has failed for some unknown reason. there is a legend that says "the zeds shall fall when the zed gate is sealed once again. the gate is guarded by millions if not billions of zed."

you are 26 years old a respected warrior. you are strong, fast, skilled, and have many zed war experiences(or is your role different). you have been giving a request from the king to close the z gate, so we can live in peace once again. the king has given you a magical orb the will prevent you from getting hungry/thirsty to help you and your group to focus on the quest. you are able to gather no more then 10 allies with various different skill set.

how will you close the z gate and bring peace to the world again. be the hero that we know you are.
what type of people will be with you, what weapons and equipment will you have. what strategies would you use to close the z gate.
(sorry about terrible grammer)

[Blueobelisk]

Engineer a helicopter and use ropes with hooks on them to close the gate from the air?

I sort of have no idea what half of what you said is.

[Reeve]

Use my magic jedi mind powers to close the zed gate from the other side of the world?

What the hell is a zed gate anyway, and how is it that we went from zombie apocalypse to somehow being out of bullets to having magical orbs?

[Deleted]

1 in 4 are still alive? Hand to hand it is, I like those odds considering how slow and stupid the undead would be. Zombies are only scary when they vastly outnumber you, small teams, well trained would fuck lots of zombies up if they worked as a coherent unit.

[Deleted]

megan fox, angelina jolie, jessica alba, hayden panettiere, scarlett johansson, katy perry, cheryl cole, kate upton, kaley cuoco, emma watson. Those 10 will suffice

magic orbs in a zombie apoc? dafuq dude, just dafuq.

[Reeve]

How about I just take the crew of the Starship Enterprise and the ship, and bombard the zed gate (whatever the hell that is) from orbit?

[Huehuecoyotl]

take off. nuke it from orbit. its the only way to be sure.

[c2dholla619]

magic orbs in a zombie apoc? dafuq dude, just dafuq.

i added the magic orb just so that people would resort to using certain item for the ability to hunt with(ect) and focus on zed slaiying. mainly to ease the quest lol. this world has no magic besides the one orb lmao

[Danner]

Given the undeniable fact that zombies are slow and lumbering and incapable of slicing through metal, all I need is....
- a rocket-propelled steamroller. That means getting to the gate is both trivial and fun.
- a nuke. Yeah, it's a one way trip anyway, and taking out the gate requires some firepower.

To get there I will require the following personell'
- a former construction worker who happened to have a steamroller lying around.
- an engineer to refit the steamroller to ensure the trip will be safe,
- a rocket scientist to build stable rockets
- a good scavenger to procure enough fuel for said rockets
- a former military base commander that happens to have easy access to a nuclear device. It's a plot device
- a redshirt to drive and detonate. I'm just here to take the glory!

[Seanali]

I could work with that team.

---------- Post added 2013-02-06 at 10:02 PM ----------

megan fox, angelina jolie, jessica alba, hayden panettiere, scarlett johansson, katy perry, cheryl cole, kate upton, kaley cuoco, emma watson. Those 10 will suffice

magic orbs in a zombie apoc? dafuq dude, just dafuq.

I could do with such a team too.

[Deleted]

Former military personnel and hackers. Find a nuclear silo, get a nuke, launch. Gate closed.

Or wait... are there still submarines? Go to UK, grab nuclear submarine, launch nuke, in this case I need former submarine specialists and hackers.

[Pum]

Pretend to be a zombie Shaun style, walk up to that motherfucking gate and close that motherfucking shit.

[bloodkin]

i'd refit the Akula (Russian typhoon class) submarine to it's full capacity with nuclear reactor and warheads. my team will not only serve as fellow warriors but also help operate and use the submarine, which will serve as a mobile base of operations to help and look for the gate. when it is found, we simply nuke it :P

[Ulgrim]

Where am I starting, and where is the gate? What kind of terrain are we talking about? Cities, suburbia, jungles, forests? Do we have to cross any bodies of water. What type of equipment do we have access to? Need a lot more information, before I can get in to it. I'm bored as hell and ready to kick some zed ass, broskie.

[OrcsRLame]

Just sayin, but I'm pretty sure there's enough bullets to destroy the human races hundreds of times over, assuming 1 bullet per person.

[Deleted]

I would take 9 fat people to distract the zombies.

That said I do tend to leave my doors open at home so i would take a door closing expert aswell.

[lynnsanegirl]

why not rush in with samurai weapons and behead the whole lot? oh and eagles! it worked in lotr