I'm okay with heat.
Deca doesn't get to sleep tonight because there is a very large spider on the wall.
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Also, I appear to be out of nitrile gloves so I can't deal with it.
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I'm 5 feet away from it and I can see it's fucking fangs.
THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN IN UTAH.
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OH GOD IT'S MOVING. Someone make it stop.
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Fuck it, I'll sleep in the spare bedroom even though it's dusty and smells like old.
I'm ok with heat, but I'd much rather have the cold. It's a lot easier to warm yourself up than cool down.
Deca, I'm fine with heights, explosions, snakes, and all sorts of things, but spiders are where I draw the line. I literally almost threw a grenade at a camel spider I saw underneath my trailer when I came out of the shower one morning. I have one of those electric rackets in my garage in case I see one around here.
I'll have to get me an electric racket thing then.
Wass, that's impossible, if I don't kill it in one hit (and I won't, it's big and I'm weak) it will land on me and kill me.
It's probably too late anyways, it probably bit me while I was sleeping this afternoon and now it's only a matter of time. There is a spot on the back of my head that stings and I just KNOW it's spiders that made that happen. There is probably one in my hair, evading the hair brushing so it can continue to kill me in my sleep.
Ich habe no angst von spiderchen!
Oh ceiling cat Deca. I feel for you. Stupid spiders.
I hope we don't get that kind of snow in 16 weeks bropaw. And Happy Boxing Birthday.
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A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
What's a fancy word for stocker? It doesn't look good on my resume.
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Sweet dreams, Deca