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    Quote Originally Posted by Zombergy View Post
    I'd hold the mic real close ..take a deep breath and yell ..FROST MAGE TAKES NO SKILL!!!!!!
    I lol'd pretty hard, I was expecting anything but this.

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    This one big step for man but bigger step for man with erectile dysfunction then place my Viagra flag
    Trust your doubt. Always fight for your beliefs. That is the path beyond thought.

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    "Damn, Mars definitely needs women."

    ---------- Post added 2013-04-22 at 09:04 PM ----------

    "Wow...this sucks." *Head back into landing craft*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elpalmo View Post
    If you were the first person to step onto mars, what would you say to world watching that would completely destroy the moment?
    Lucy.. I'm HOME!

    #FlightIsImportant

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    For bacon!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elpalmo View Post
    "That's one small step for a man, a giant leap for mankind" was the quote after Neil Armstrong took his first step on the moon. If you were the first person to step onto mars, what would you say to world watching that would completely destroy the moment?


    "Hey look, footprints"

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    Hellfire Peninsula, we meet again!

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    Oh, shit, I just stepped in something...
    Folly and fakery have always been with us... but it has never before been as dangerous as it is now, never in history have we been able to afford it less. - Isaac Asimov
    Every damn thing you do in this life, you pay for. - Edith Piaf
    The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. - Orwell
    No amount of belief makes something a fact. - James Randi

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    "Houston, Mars is much like my stool after months of space rations: red and sandy."

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    "One step for me, and another one for my parents, a third one--- meh scratch that, I'm going home"

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    "Where are the Bars?"

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    "Yup, looks inhospitable. Bet we could of clothed and fed a shitload of people back on earth with the amount of money spent to send me here"

    or on the lighter side

    "where the hell is that big castle Dr Manhattan built out here?"

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    "can we go home now?"

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    Tough choice, might stick with something simple like "Shit i think i left the oven on at home"

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    I should have gone to Venus this place is a complete sausage fest.

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    Hey, i can see ma' mama!

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    A bit hold but classic:

    "Doroty we are not in Kansas anymore"
    “Dois loucos não sabiam que era impossível realizar a tarefa, decidiram então realizá-la.” Mark Twain

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    I would just stand on the ladder for like 20 minutes with a trollface on my helmet

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