This one big step for man but bigger step for man with erectile dysfunction then place my Viagra flag
Trust your doubt. Always fight for your beliefs. That is the path beyond thought.
For bacon!!!
Oh, shit, I just stepped in something...
Folly and fakery have always been with us... but it has never before been as dangerous as it is now, never in history have we been able to afford it less. - Isaac Asimov
Every damn thing you do in this life, you pay for. - Edith Piaf
The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. - Orwell
No amount of belief makes something a fact. - James Randi
"Houston, Mars is much like my stool after months of space rations: red and sandy."
"One step for me, and another one for my parents, a third one--- meh scratch that, I'm going home"
"Where are the Bars?"
"Yup, looks inhospitable. Bet we could of clothed and fed a shitload of people back on earth with the amount of money spent to send me here"
or on the lighter side
"where the hell is that big castle Dr Manhattan built out here?"
Tough choice, might stick with something simple like "Shit i think i left the oven on at home"
I should have gone to Venus this place is a complete sausage fest.
Hey, i can see ma' mama!
A bit hold but classic:
"Doroty we are not in Kansas anymore"
“Dois loucos não sabiam que era impossível realizar a tarefa, decidiram então realizá-la.” Mark Twain
I would just stand on the ladder for like 20 minutes with a trollface on my helmet