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    Quote Originally Posted by Adocul View Post
    Sylvanas is pretty much the virgin banshee queen of the undead. Lol.
    yeah but Sylvanas is the kinky one of the three sisters. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xilurm View Post
    Ummm, how DO you know?
    Because he is undead !! Buhahahaha

    Quote Originally Posted by tenzing21 View Post
    He and his wife Sylvanas Winrunner are in the beginning stages of conversations with top Alliance figures to suss out how to end the conflicts on Azeroth, and it would be unseemly for him to be associating with anyone undead, betrothed or not. Anyone??
    Error !! Alleria here not Sylvanas.

    Turalyon is missing because ... He is damn lost in the planet where there are fu*king lot of Demons and Orcs with his loved Alleria and small group of Alliance members.

    Quote Originally Posted by Adocul View Post
    Sylvanas is pretty much the virgin banshee queen of the undead. Lol.
    How do you know she hasnt fucked with some pretty blonde/flame hair elf when she was still High Elf?
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    Quote Originally Posted by scoobysnacks View Post
    ... Blizzard forgot about him when they did Burning Crusade.
    No, they didn't....they named an outpost after Alleria and Turalyon/Alleria have a child in Hellfire.

    They just didn't put any effort into doing anything with Alliance heroes they said would be really cool for us to meet up with again. Two were quest givers, that was it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FuxieDK View Post
    Turalyon is missing because..........
    ....he's dead..

    The orcs on Draenor saw him as a pink, tailless Draenai Vindicator (the only kind of Draenai that are considered strong enough to be an honorable kill) and slaughtered him, 2 minutes after he emerged from the Dark Portal...
    I read somewhere that Alleria and Turaylon will be in the expansion.. can't remember where I read it though :3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fleugen View Post
    Fanboys will be fanboys and talk about what they want. Unfortunately, people saying 'x will be in the next expansion' have no idea what they're talking about considering the next expansion has zero information released about it so far.
    There are some information about certain characters from blizzard itself. Idk if they said something about Turalyon and Alleria but im sure they notified that Illidan will come back. (so he might have read it from blue posts).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spichora View Post
    How do you know she hasnt fucked with some pretty blonde/flame hair elf when she was still High Elf?
    How do you know she hasnt while undead?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dezarus View Post
    How do you know she hasnt while undead?
    I dont know if they are capable of that, thats because I know Elves can.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pebrocks The Warlock View Post
    Can the undead even...do it?
    yes, they can!

    http://www.wowpedia.org/Touch_of_the_Banshee

    Skor'zad nervously peered around the corner of the column. As he has planned, he saw her floating there, alone in her chamber. Had he made the right decision, visiting the banshee's private chamber so late at night? The necromancers would surely put him back into the ground if he was discovered. What's worse, he didn't even know if his feelings were requited, and Madame Sidnari was known for her short temper.

    What few doubts the zombie had were quickly tossed aside once he caught a full glimpse of her beauty. Her distinctly elven features - a reminder of her form in a past life - were now only enhanced by the oozing wounds and scabs that dotted her face. Purple, almost translucent skin was frugally covered by necrotic wrappings that hugged her waifish figure. Cold flesh neatly fused with the ephemeral as her legless torso sat upon a bluish sphere of energy, drifting a few inches above the cold granite floor. Skor'zad allowed himself to relax a bit and wiped the sweat and ichor that dripped alternatingly from his prominent brow.

    Seemingly unaware of his presence, she glided to the only window in the room and looked out upon the battlefield. Desolation stretched out before her. Not six hours ago has the shrill cries of human children pierced the air, but now... only the sweet silence of death.

    The wind caught her hair now, playfully flipping the worm-like tangles around her hollowed-out eye sockets. Skor'zad, suddenly aware that he was leaning forward with lust, shrank back behind the column, terrified that the Dark Wailer might have seen him. She had indeed seen him - but he had no reason to fear.

    "Skor'zad," she said. "I've been waiting for you. You fought well today." The banshee glanced coyly over her rotting right shoulder, allowing her wrappings to loosen ever so slightly. "It's time you... collected your reward."

    <The next few pages seem to be stuck together.>


    porn book of the scourge. if the undead can fap (and leave the pages stuck together), I don't see why they wouldn't be able to do it lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by checking facts View Post
    yes, they can!

    http://www.wowpedia.org/Touch_of_the_Banshee

    Skor'zad nervously peered around the corner of the column. As he has planned, he saw her floating there, alone in her chamber. Had he made the right decision, visiting the banshee's private chamber so late at night? The necromancers would surely put him back into the ground if he was discovered. What's worse, he didn't even know if his feelings were requited, and Madame Sidnari was known for her short temper.

    What few doubts the zombie had were quickly tossed aside once he caught a full glimpse of her beauty. Her distinctly elven features - a reminder of her form in a past life - were now only enhanced by the oozing wounds and scabs that dotted her face. Purple, almost translucent skin was frugally covered by necrotic wrappings that hugged her waifish figure. Cold flesh neatly fused with the ephemeral as her legless torso sat upon a bluish sphere of energy, drifting a few inches above the cold granite floor. Skor'zad allowed himself to relax a bit and wiped the sweat and ichor that dripped alternatingly from his prominent brow.

    Seemingly unaware of his presence, she glided to the only window in the room and looked out upon the battlefield. Desolation stretched out before her. Not six hours ago has the shrill cries of human children pierced the air, but now... only the sweet silence of death.

    The wind caught her hair now, playfully flipping the worm-like tangles around her hollowed-out eye sockets. Skor'zad, suddenly aware that he was leaning forward with lust, shrank back behind the column, terrified that the Dark Wailer might have seen him. She had indeed seen him - but he had no reason to fear.

    "Skor'zad," she said. "I've been waiting for you. You fought well today." The banshee glanced coyly over her rotting right shoulder, allowing her wrappings to loosen ever so slightly. "It's time you... collected your reward."

    <The next few pages seem to be stuck together.>


    porn book of the scourge. if the undead can fap (and leave the pages stuck together), I don't see why they wouldn't be able to do it lol
    Fuuuuuu disgusting !!! That is so nasty !! OMG !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spichora View Post
    Fuuuuuu disgusting !!! That is so nasty !! OMG !
    you think so?

    I wish blizz would reveal the rest of the book, so I could fap with the scourge
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    Quote Originally Posted by FuxieDK View Post
    Turalyon is missing because..........
    ....he's dead..

    The orcs on Draenor saw him as a pink, tailless Draenai Vindicator (the only kind of Draenai that are considered strong enough to be an honorable kill) and slaughtered him, 2 minutes after he emerged from the Dark Portal...
    Oh my God! I can not hear you! You lie! It can not be true ... Turalyon and Alleria must be alive!

    Quote Originally Posted by bufferunderrun View Post
    i find odd that peoples don't even take into consideration that turalion and alleria will be back has enemies under the legion command.
    OMFG ... Okay, I prefer that they are dead ... really dead ...

    Quote Originally Posted by luccadeo View Post
    He is missing so that Blizz can bring him back in an upcoming xpac and be neutral.
    Oh no, you don't! Dead better than neutral! Please kill them! Quick, before Blizzard finds out them! Too late...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Northem View Post
    Oh no, you don't! Dead better than neutral! Please kill them! Quick, before Blizzard finds out them! Too late...
    what if turalyon returns undead and alleria returns as a blood elf? I mean, there were fel energies everywhere in outlands and blizz said fel corruption is like radiation, so it's easy for a high elf to go green eyed in outlands, and it was the legion that created the undead. dreadlords have even been shown to have the power to raise people as undead in the plaguelands and stratholme.

    this way they can join the horde!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tenzing21 View Post
    He and his wife Sylvanas Winrunner
    ...What !!??

    Quote Originally Posted by huth View Post
    Great. Now i'm imagining Turalyon is Lionwhyte. Thanks.
    Long yellow hair, and he glows and flies...he is a super saiyan 3.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spichora View Post
    Fuuuuuu disgusting !!! That is so nasty !! OMG !
    Well if that offends you, you clearly never read warhammer 40k fapfictions. They are way more exotic (and extreme).

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    Quote Originally Posted by checking facts View Post
    what if turalyon returns undead and alleria returns as a blood elf? I mean, there were fel energies everywhere in outlands and blizz said fel corruption is like radiation, so it's easy for a high elf to go green eyed in outlands, and it was the legion that created the undead. dreadlords have even been shown to have the power to raise people as undead in the plaguelands and stratholme.

    this way they can join the horde!
    And Blizzard will tell Alliance players "Don't worry, it will all turn around and be REALLY AWESOME later on!"

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    I have this feeling, that they will appear in the new Burning Legion expansion as either Kil'jaeden's minions or as survivors who escaped the Twisting Nether as spirits or some other form of beings, assuming they were captured by Kil'jaeden when they were trying to stop Ner'zhul.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fleugen View Post
    Fanboys will be fanboys and talk about what they want. Unfortunately, people saying 'x will be in the next expansion' have no idea what they're talking about considering the next expansion has zero information released about it so far.
    Chris Metzen actually said it in a Q&A before Mists of Pandaria that we will need Turalyon and Alleria for what's heading our way. Source

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fleugen View Post
    Fanboys will be fanboys and talk about what they want. Unfortunately, people saying 'x will be in the next expansion' have no idea what they're talking about considering the next expansion has zero information released about it so far.
    Chris Metzen actually said it in a Q&A before Mists of Pandaria that we will need Turalyon and Alleria for what's heading our way. Source
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pisholina View Post
    Chris Metzen actually said it in a Q&A before Mists of Pandaria that we will need Turalyon and Alleria for what's heading our way. Source

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    Chris Metzen actually said it in a Q&A before Mists of Pandaria that we will need Turalyon and Alleria for what's heading our way. Source
    Metzen says many things, most of which are complete bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pebrocks The Warlock View Post
    Can the undead even...do it?
    I imagine they can, but it's not like anything's going to come out of it.

    Unless we're talking about... pieces falling off mid hump. But even that isn't an issue.

    If a Forsaken priest can survive falling 65 yards without crumbling, I'm sure she can endure the significantly smaller force of impact of someone between her thighs.

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    I think there's as good as a one in three shot that Alleria is Wretched by now if she lives. Trying to draw energy from one living being (as is speculated) continually and sparing him, or from artifacts of unknown origin, she'd be fairly at risk of having strained her addiction to the breaking point over so many years.

    If she has lived, as people speculate, by drawing energy from her husband, it puts her firmly on the Sin'dorei side of the great schismatic lore issue of their race; no "high elf" is she, to draw power from the living (I brush aside the argument that it only counts if she kills something, because the risk is there or its not, living thing, unliving thing, and chancing her husband's well being to feed her addiction is arguably less ethical than destroying a manawyrm out right).

    Would also be unsurprised to see them show up as a boss fight in whatever eventual Kil'Jaeden/Sargeras raid Blizzard gives, as either mind-controlled slave/play thing being punished for having been a general pain in the ass, or as genuinely corrupted enemies.

    Assuming that they both turn up perfectly fine in Azeroth, then I'm not sure what would happen. Still don't think it involves them just strolling up to Varian and saying "how can we help?" So Alleria hates orcs... as one might, when a host of Burning Legion corrupted Orcs laid waste to her homeland, almost as severely as the Burning Legion (by proxy) corrupted human did while she was absent.

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