Blizz Dev #1 - 'Okay guys, we got this problem with PvP. People just trying it out for the first time are getting steamrolled by experienced players. They aren't enjoying it and soon stop. What should we do?'
Blizz Dev #2 - 'Well is there a way to balance it out between the different tiers of gear?'
Blizz Dev #3 - 'Don't forget about the PvE gear, and the role it plays in PvP with many players using it effectively. Especially those Shado-Pan Assault trinkets - man we really screwed the pooch on that one!'
Blizz Dev #4 - 'Is it really that bad? Is this stopping them from playing and paying to keep our lights on?'
Blizz Dev #1 - 'Well no not at all.'
Blizz Dev #4 - 'Then I don't see the problem.'
Blizz Dev #2 - 'It means a lot of complaints on the forums and unhappy players.'
Blizz Dev #4 - 'Unhappy with an aspect they don't normally play. I still don't get it. What's the big deal? They still play and they are still paying. PvP doesn't keep them playing, obviously, for these PvE'rs so why mess with PvP?
Blizz Dev #3 - 'Because they'll complain!'
Blizz Dev #4 - 'So what? What's wrong with complaints. I could complain about how Nasa is doing on their space projects, but since I'm not an astronaut is anyone really going to care?'
Blizz Dev #2 - 'YES! We will!'
Blizz Dev #1 - 'This IS a problem Blizz Dev #4 and we need a solution. A long, elaborate, convoluted, and alienating to the current PvP player base solution.'
Blizz Dev #5 - 'NERF BAT ALL SOLUTION!!... except Frost Mage.'
Blizz Dev #1 - 'Yes Greg, err I mean "Blizz Dev #5", that would allow us to finally hit our previously untapped gamer player base, gamers ages 6 months to 2 years, but that is simply too linear of a solution.'
Blizz Dev #3 - 'If people just getting into PvP are having a bad experience with better geared and playing players, why not just separate them by instilling lower gear cap scaling BG's that players can select? Kind of an intro to BG PvP LFR kinda thing. We could even make the honor rewards and daily random BG CP cap lower, since there would obviously be less of a requirement to quickly PvP gear
Blizz Dev #5 - 'FROST MAGE GOOD! EASY FIXES BAD! COMPLEX SOLUTIONS MEAN ME KEEP JOB!'
Blizz Dev #1 - 'Ya'rly. I like my job here vastly more than my previous one fixing typewriters.'
Blizz Dev #2 - 'Yeah I hated my previous job at my father's car garage.'
Blizz Dev #5 - 'TYPO FIXING FOR ULTIMA ONLINE HURT EYES!'
Blizz Dev #2 - 'Awww it's OK Blizz Dev #5. You won't go back. Don't worry.'
Blizz Dev #6 - 'I don't know why we are even discussing this. We all know people play this game for the lore and story.'
Blizz Dev #1-5 - 'METZ!!'