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    Talking Probably one of the best article titles I've seen in a long time

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/05..._insect_horde/

    PLAGUE of SEX CRAZED MONSTER GRASSHOPPERS to hit East Coast
    Red-eyed, noisy-as-MOTORBIKES insect ORGY imminent


    wanted to share this with the mmo-champion community, I had a great laugh while reading it.

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    Haha, that's quite funny, even if it turns out to be annoying for the people who live there :P

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    Well... it will suck if anyone there is afraid of bugs or anything like that

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    Quote Originally Posted by maxilian View Post
    Well... it will suck if anyone there is afraid of bugs or anything like that
    Eh, lived through the emergence of Brood II in 2004 and they're a nuisance more than anything. Really they're no different than any other horny 17 year old!
    That fabric softener teddy bear...oooh I'm 'a hunt that little bitch down.

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    Really catchy attention grabber too

    "A horny insect horde is set to hit the East Coast of America in search of sex after lying dormant for almost two decades."

    How could anyone not want to continue reading?

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    Hopefully they avoid North East Florida, because i dont wana deal with this shit lol

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    they are creepy looking as hell, but pretty harmless
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    Meet the new derp.

    Same as the old derp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smelltheglove View Post
    they are creepy looking as hell, but pretty harmless
    Yep. Worst they'll do to you is the insect equivalent of humping. Had one attempt it with my arm, -_-
    That fabric softener teddy bear...oooh I'm 'a hunt that little bitch down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muto View Post
    Really catchy attention grabber too

    "A horny insect horde is set to hit the East Coast of America in search of sex after lying dormant for almost two decades."

    How could anyone not want to continue reading?
    That's exactly where I stopped...

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    pictures. I DEMAND PICTURES!
    "When you want to succeed as bad as you want to breathe, then you'll be successful"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsSC2vx7zFQ

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    I remember them back in 2004, this could make Maryland Deathfest pretty interesting, those invading, shower-less crust punk kids were bad enough. I was hoping to enjoy sitting out this summer, but the damn things creep me out so much lol

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    I love cicadas they are fucking cute ! I wish I lived on the East Coast I'd fucking play with them all day xD

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    You can eat those:
    http://gizmodo.com/fight-the-east-co...ium=socialflow

    ....but i would not .
    Don't sweat the details!!!

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    Bout how long do these things stick around for, got Warped Tour at the end of July lol

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