Totally not shameful or creepy story time.

[This name sucks]

Ok guys, lets share our totally not creepy, shameful, perverted, or horny teenager themed stories.

Is everyone okay with that?


This one time when I was walking my cat around the block I saw a news crew doing some survey about the stripclub opening just slightly outside of the residential area. The minimum legal requirement. Then I got to be on the news as the crazy guy walking his cat.

[Ms Andry]

I was walking my fish down the block and then there was this news crew doing a survey about a chicken strips club opening just slightly outside of the residential area. Then I realized my fish was dead

[Zatheyll]

I was walking my fish down the block and then there was this news crew doing a survey about a chicken strips club opening just slightly outside of the residential area. Then I realized my fish was dead

Walking a fish? What a pleb.

I walked my onion down to the store then some hobo stole it and fried it up.

Never cried harder in my life.