Fuck him. Fuck this boss. I don't...I can't even...HOW?!
My reaction time is just terrible, I can't play games like this. I tried Super Hexagon, I've made it to about 30 seconds, tops. I just don't have the reflexes for this. Who the hell would make this a progression boss? What kind of sick, sadistic mind thought this was a good idea?!
One shot kill. ONE HIT, one misplaced wall. And on Super Hexagon that's fine, because you can instantly try again. In the Brawler's Guild, that don't work so well.
Not to mention you have to dps. If they made it like Super Hexagon, and you just had to avoid shit, I could probably eventually do it. But now I have to learn keybinds, and even pressing buttons takes a fraction of my concentration away from dodging the damn walls.
My pet sometimes makes it hard to see the walls, too, even with camera directly overhead. I guess I should try going SV to beat him, I just don't know.
Just...all my hatred. All of it. Take it all. Dumbest idea for a progression boss ever.