An Ode to LFR

[TheDDGuides]

This is the last LFR, this is the last!
I must hold my hands to the keyboard and move out of the fire,
I must watch my dead raid fusing together into fail,
Shape after shape, and scene after scene from LFR
Fusing to one dead pile in the sinking fire
Where the ash of the dead, dying hunters grows swiftly, like a hungry snail.

Strange they are, my raid, whom I have awaited like a pig to slaughter,
Strange to me like a captive on an oceanic realm, haunting
The confines and gazing out on the realm of the lonely;
Tiny and gaunt, with wistful hair like rose water
Always raging in instance chat, as if his soul were chaunting
The monotonous weird of failure and of success, if only.

Like a strange proto drake blown out of the frozen seas,
Like a plainstrider from Barrens walking with no feet
Into our snooty LFR group, he drags and beats
From raid to raid perpetually, seeking release
From gear, from the grind, mandatory, which creeps up, needing
His happiness, whilst he in escapist displeasure retreats.

[Confirm Deny]

That was heavy. I purposefully avoided LFR throughout Dragon Soul, while I still played, but that certainly evoked some deeper sentimental problems I had with WoW before leaving.

Life gets better, Danger Dolan. I suppose I should remind you haha

[TheDDGuides]

That was heavy. I purposefully avoided LFR throughout Dragon Soul, while I still played, but that certainly evoked some deeper sentimental problems I had with WoW before leaving.

Life gets better, Danger Dolan. I suppose I should remind you haha

I stubbed my toe this morning, the same morning of the last LFR.
Some things just happen. They happen and I hate them.

[tornado shanks]

nostalgia kicking in... there go my nipples again :/

[Deleted]

does this mean you're quitting DD :/ I love your videos

[Chonar]

Ode to Gastropod

From your little aggro hop
to your slime trail left behind
I both love and fear you so
cowering from within a corner of my mind
feed the beast with LFR,never to be sated
death approaches slowly down the winding stairs
lo! It beckons! It hungers!
Like moths to the flame
there went another huntard, joining their pet
in slimy demise.

[Aventhos]

So you are quitting great, no need to make a thread on it let alone a video.

Last LFR because game is too easy....Go raid hard modes and come back...what a joke.

[Krolikn]

*Judges the games difficulty from LFR alone* The game is too easy, right...!?

[Trassk]

wow... this... had to be... the most overdramaticly spun piece of whining about LFR I've seen.

[Deleted]

HAHAHAHA You just won a MEDAL! PERIOD!

Sccrew the nay-sayers You've took your time to create this awesome video!
Others won't take their time to post a video response since writing down a negative response is way easier... The same way LFR is easy...

Great job once again !

[Aventhos]

wow... this... had to be... the most overdramaticly spun piece of whining about LFR I've seen.

+1000

[Deleted]

wow... this... had to be... the most overdramaticly spun piece of whining about LFR I've seen.

the irony man have'nt you seen the troll at the end? it's there on purpose ;d

[Cybran]

This is brilliant.

[Trassk]

the irony man have'nt you seen the troll at the end? it's there on purpose ;d

ooooooooh, I see it now.

its quite poetic.