Help with a funny guild macro? Gold making related?

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Hullo,

So recently I've moved to a busy realm and as an avid gold maker I've got a level 25 guild and plan to invite people from my blog etc to join, for help with gold making. Now I'm looking for a witty guild macro for trade chat, but I'm awful when it comes to thinking of eye catching macros. So.. any suggestions or pointers? I was thinking along the lines of:

"Are you as broke(n) as your gear after last nights raid? Do you need gold? Well I can't give you any! But I can show you how to make it! <GuildName> is looking to educate the empty wallet-ed in the subject of gold making! For more info, /w me!"

So maybe that's not the best macro, I thought it was kind of funny but I guess it may offend some players, which is why I am reaching out for advice :P any is appreciated! Thanks.

[Sierra85]

<Guildname> doesn't turn tricks for gold, they're illusions; tricks are something a whore does for money...or candy. Get all 3 today by joining <Guildname>. Pst for more details.