1. 2013-07-30, 03:40 PM #1
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    The (poop) Wanderer got cought again.

    A norweigen guy who already been in prison 10 times for breaking into isolated cabins in the norweigen mountains got cought again.
    Upon breaking in he supply himself with food, drinks and equipment and then...... crapping on the floor.

    It is hard not to laugh at someone who break into 700 cabins just to poop on the floor

    .no link http://www.aftenposten.no/nyheter/ir...l#.UffbmY05nwA
    .se link http://www.dn.se/nyheter/varlden/nor...are-fast-igen/
    Couldn't find any english link sorry
    But soon after Mr Xi secured a third term, Apple released a new version of the feature in China, limiting its scope. Now Chinese users of iPhones and other Apple devices are restricted to a 10-minute window when receiving files from people who are not listed as a contact. After 10 minutes, users can only receive files from contacts.
    Apple did not explain why the update was first introduced in China, but over the years, the tech giant has been criticised for appeasing Beijing.
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  2. 2013-07-30, 03:44 PM #2
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    but, the police are wrong.

    the pooper was really the poopy.

    all just a part of dr doo doos plan.
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  3. 2013-07-30, 03:46 PM #3
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    Must leave the victims feeling a bit flushed.
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    I need to send the guy a can of corn.
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    Now shit will hit the fan for him..
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    Well this is the strangest thing I've seen today.
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    The poop floor bandit strikes again, thats his calling card obviously. "johnson this is horrible. A person ransacks a cabin in the woods, all the food, drinks, and camping supplies are gone". Johnson looks at his partner with a look of disgust; he lets out a sigh and shakes his head and then says "Who would do such a...." His words are cut off as he takes a step and looks down. He grimaces as the smell hits him and look at his boot. His partner sighs "Hes been here...The Poop Floor Bandit."
    Last edited by Redpanda; 2013-07-30 at 06:18 PM. Reason: because poop
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    Quote Originally Posted by Redrun View Post
    The poop floor bandit strikes again, thats his calling card obviously. "johnson this is horrible. A person ransacks a cabin in the woods, all the food, drinks, and camping supplies are gone". Johnson looks at his partner with a look of disgust; he lets out a sigh and shakes his head and then says "Who would do such a...." His words are cut off as he takes a step and looks down. He grimaces as the smell hits him and look at his boot. His partner sighs "Hes been here...The Poop Flood Bandit."
    Hehe just imagine the time invested to poop on the floor on 700 cabins. It is not like regular people go around feeling that they need to poop 4 times/day.
    But soon after Mr Xi secured a third term, Apple released a new version of the feature in China, limiting its scope. Now Chinese users of iPhones and other Apple devices are restricted to a 10-minute window when receiving files from people who are not listed as a contact. After 10 minutes, users can only receive files from contacts.
    Apple did not explain why the update was first introduced in China, but over the years, the tech giant has been criticised for appeasing Beijing.
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  9. 2013-07-30, 05:51 PM #9
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    well, if he eats the food, then poops... maybe he's just trying to return the food now that he's done with it?
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    If a guy poops in a cabin in the woods when nobody is around, does it still smell ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by smelltheglove View Post
    well, if he eats the food, then poops... maybe he's just trying to return the food now that he's done with it?
    Ultimate "Borrowing food".
    So in a sense he hasn't stolen anything it's been returned.
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