Champions have jobs too

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I got this idea from a thread on the LoL forums and I thought it's really cool. So..

What jobs do you think that your favorite champions would have in their normal lives? As for me:

I would see Vi working in an auto service, in a bra, sweating and covered in oil.
Lee sin would work in an insitution for blind people, teaching them how to "see" again.
Ezreal could fit in one of those vans selling hotdogs.
Ahri would obviously be a stripper.
And finally.. Vladimir would be working at a tampon factory.

[Gallahadd]

Garen would be a Ballet teacher (ok ladies, dash and ssppiinn!)

TF would obviously be a pro poker player

Amumu would work at the Samaritans

and we all know Ez would be a rent boy

[Tradu]

Ryze and Xerath work at a power company. As generators.
Gangplank works in the Pirate Cove in Legoland.

[S2omegaS2]

I could see singed being like the scarecrow in batman....working at an insane asylum...but really just using his patients as experiments

[Ergar]

Shaco is working in the batman movies, as joker's lost son.

Gragas is a beer taster

[lazypeon100]

Teemo is a drug dealer. Specifically in shrooms.