A warlord and two peons are working in a mine. The peons strike into a buried lamp and a magical genie appears. The Genie said, "Since there are three of you, I will grant you each one of my three wishes." The first peon shouts, "I wish ta be in Booty Bay on da beach with a nice Rumsey Rum!" POOF! The peon is gone.
The second peon following suit says, "I wishes to go to Booty Bay and be on a real pirate ship to sail da seas!" POOF! That peon is gone.
The warlord thinks for a moment and says, "I want those two back in the mines working." POOF!