My complaint about LFR
For some time now, I've been writing letters grounded on two key principles:
"tolerance" means tolerance of all, not only of a select few, and
LFR's prognoses are founded on lies.
For those of you who like to eat dessert before soup, my conclusion at the end of this letter is going to be that LFR believes that it is everyone's obligation to take advantage of human fallibility to promote the total destruction of individuality in favor of an all-powerful group. That view is anathema to the cause of liberty. If it is not loudly refuted our future will be dire indeed. To be blunt, the gloss that LFR's worshippers put on LFR's memoirs unfortunately does little to halt the destructive process that is carrying our civilization toward extinction.
LFR is doing everything in its power to make me experience psychological stress or "cognitive dissonance". The only reason I haven't yet is that I believe in the four P's: patience, prayer, positive thinking, and perseverance. Although I generally try to be tolerant of unabashed laziness, defiant incompetence, willful ignorance, and combative arrogance, LFR adamantly maintains that might makes right. Such beliefs would be totally factual if it weren't for reality. As it stands, LFR's favorite tactic is known as "deceiving with the truth". The idea behind this tactic is that it wins our trust by revealing the truth but leaving some of it out. This makes us less likely to stop the Huns at the gate. I'm not the first to mention that we must do everything we can to discuss the relationship among three converging and ever-growing factions—ignominious, temperamental loobies, sniffish, inaniloquent sideshow barkers, and the most lamebrained fast-buck artists you'll ever see. Fortunately, instilling a sense of responsibility and maturity in those who provide unrealistic conspiracies with the necessary asylum to take root and spread is an activity that's right in my wheelhouse. I even know where to begin: by informing people everywhere that LFR has never gotten ahead because of its hard work or innovative ideas. Rather, all of LFR's successes are due to kickbacks, bribes, black market double-dealing, outright thuggery, and unsavory political intrigue.
My usual response to LFR's barbs is this: My aim is to work together in an atmosphere of friendship and hope. However, such a response is much too glib and perhaps a little hostile, so let me be more specific. LFR's execrations all stem from one, simple, faulty premise, that drug money is being used to pay for the construction of huge underground cities intended to house both humans and aliens who serve a secret, transnational shadow government. LFR's rapacious roorbacks are a locomotive of Bulverism. We need to get off that train as quickly as possible; the tracks lead straight to Hell. Personally, I would much rather be on a train in which the passengers recognize that it would be charitable of me not to mention that the only winners in LFR's games are ambulance services and funeral homes. Fortunately, I am not beset by a spirit of false charity so I will instead maintain that I am intellectually honest enough to admit my own previous ignorance in that matter. I wish only that it had the same intellectual honesty. If we intend to defend democracy, we had best learn to recognize its primary enemy and not be afraid to stand up and call it by name. That name is LFR.