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    The Lightbringer OzoAndIndi's Avatar
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    What's the weirdest or most random Christmas gift you bought for someone else?

    Unless they'd see it here, then post later.


    In my case, probably the Splat Ball egg I saw while browsing stocking stuffers, the free floating "egg yolk" made me laugh. If we do stockings this year will prob tuck that into my father's for the fun of it.

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    I remember getting an Action Man watch from my grandparents when I was 16.

    Thanks.

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    A giant pink inflatable chair with a dildo in top, don't ask....

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    Fake blood.

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    Stood in the Fire Cherrytie's Avatar
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    I bought a friend 30 little lizards a 3$
    He wanted a dinosaur
    In the end they found a new(but also better home)

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    Bike tires for my SO. Nothing says romance like a little rubber.

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    Id have to say it would be this.

    Last edited by Orlong; 2013-12-23 at 06:22 PM.

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    A vaginal douche for my dad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Orlong View Post
    Id have to say it would be this.

    At first I was like "Wat? No way!" But then I realized it was fake.

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    Not ten minutes ago, I got a Vanilla flavoured e-cig. No nicotine or anything, it just looks like a fancy black cigarette, and produces watersmoke (heavy vapour?).

    Pretty damn random, considering the guy I got it from routinely gives me a bigass chocolate bar and a movie neither of us really are excited for :P
    If you add me on Steam, Skype or whatever program/client I share my info for, please write something to identify you in the "Dude/gal wants to join your club"-message. Just so I know that an actual human is on the other end :P

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    Merely a Setback Trassk's Avatar
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    I once got my boyfriend... this..

    *lowers head in shame*
    Last edited by Trassk; 2013-12-23 at 08:44 PM.
    #boycottchina

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    Fancy underwear from my dad's new girlfriend right after my parents separated, I was 16.
    Awkward!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dcuffel View Post
    At first I was like "Wat? No way!" But then I realized it was fake.
    Its NOT fake. you can buy them from amazon.com (Its where I bought them last year) http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...?ie=UTF8&psc=1

    Or you can buy them from the Shittens website: https://www.getshittens.com/

    They make a great companion gift to these:


    Last edited by Orlong; 2013-12-23 at 09:08 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Orlong View Post
    Its NOT fake. you can buy them from amazon.com (Its where I bought them last year) http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...?ie=UTF8&psc=1

    Or you can buy them from the Shittens website: https://www.getshittens.com/

    They make a great companion gift to these:


    That fits MOST men? Seriously? Damn my ego has gone up a few notches tonight, go me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH8472 View Post
    That fits MOST men? Seriously? Damn my ego has gone up a few notches tonight, go me!
    really? there's no way to tell how big that hole is from the picture...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jedijesse View Post
    really? there's no way to tell how big that hole is from the picture...
    There is if you google the product to see if it is legit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH8472 View Post
    There is if you google the product to see if it is legit.
    Buy a whole set and play a game!

    "You six-piece Chicken McNobody."
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    You are a legend thats why.

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    Buy a whole set and play a game!

    The blue one has emasculated me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH8472 View Post
    The blue one has emasculated me!
    Fits like a Hula Hoop?
    "You six-piece Chicken McNobody."
    Quote Originally Posted by RICH816 View Post
    You are a legend thats why.

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    Throughout most of 2011 ,I lived in a run down area in rural Iowa. My roomate got me a fleshlight for christmas.

    At the time, it was thoughtful. But sooner or later I had to sit down to think about WHY this particular gift was thoughtful. Frankly, some nights were depressing when they should have been happier.

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