I see what you did there....
“What was God doing before the divine creation? Was he preparing
hell for people who asked such questions?” - Stephen Hawking
Reminds me of remote control airplane bombs from grand theft auto.
And now we know why Blizzard didn't formally implement it.
sorry to make you sad but it's been in game for a long time with http://www.wowhead.com/item=46709 since 2010