The most important news story ever

[Altimus]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/new...ng-most,34857/

Sure makes me feel better about myself :P
And the source is known for only the highest quality journalism, so it must be true.

[Kalyyn]

You? That story was clearly about me. Says so right in the article. And it only confirmed what I've always suspected!

[Duronos]

You? That story was clearly about me. Says so right in the article. And it only confirmed what I've always suspected!

Nope it was definitely MALE MODEL DURONOS!

[Aeluron Lightsong]

Fools, it's all about me and how I'm going to save the planet!






RAWR SARCASM

[Koji2k11]

Ö_ö i was 100% sure all of you would think it's all about you....

[Themerlin]

Finally, some recognition for all the effort I put into me.

My undeveloped frontal lobe agrees with all that was said, especially...

"Throughout our study, we found clear and overwhelming evidence that you are not only the most compelling member of the human race, but also the most important, and by a wide margin."

and

“It is scientifically indisputable that you are the single most important and fundamental being in existence.”

[Litharium]

Saw the onion stopped reading. Can't believe people still use that site.

[Austilias]

They're only discovering this now? It's about time.

[Zaedria]

Saw the onion stopped reading. Can't believe people still use that site.

You can't believe that other people have a different sense of humour to you?

[Deleted]

You can't believe that other people have a different sense of humour to you?

there are ENTIRE tumblrs and blogs dedicated to the sceptically challenged people who view The Onion as actual news and post them as "look how horrible this is" or "smugface McSmug is right again, losers" on Facebook or Twitter. they're like toddlers who believe everything their crazy uncle tells them because "why would people lie?", even if it's a bolder lie than saying Obama is pregnant with the love child of Gwyneth Palthrow and Adolf Hitler.