Cringe Worthy Jokes

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza ?

Cooking time.

Or :

Ever had a pizza knock on the oven door?

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What's an arab's favorite sport ?

Triathalon: they turn up at the pool on foot and leave with a bike.

What do you call two arabs on a moped?

Morons, they could have nicked two.

I have loads more, but must are too cringy even for this thread.

[Amat]

This turned into a bad taste joke thread in record time, good work, everyone.

What's the best thing about fucking twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them

[Amnasty]

You have to wait for the set up
but the joke goes

*someone says you cant say something about black people or accuses you of being racist*

then you say woah woah woah... I'm not a racist.
I have black people in my family tree.
Seriously They're Still Hanging There.

[Pull My Finger]

A guy with cucumbers sticking in his earholes walks down the street.
Another guy walks up to him and says: "Excuse me sir, I'm not sure you're aware, but ... you've got cucumbers in your ears"
The first guy replies: "I'm sorry, you'll have to speak up a little, I've got cucumbers in my ears"

A pedophile is taking a little girl deep into the woods.
The girl cries: "I'm so afraid of the dark gloomy forest!"
The pedophile replies: "Oh come on, what am I supposed to say, I'll be walking all alone on the way back!"

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This turned into a bad taste joke thread in record time, good work, everyone.

What's the best thing about fucking twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them

Jesus that's brutal.

Also, bad taste makes me cringe, so there's that.

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A muslim dies and goes to Heaven.
He arrives at the Gates and asks for the Prophet Mohammed.
"Oh" says St Peter. "He's upstairs."
Wow, thinks the muslim, above St Peter ...
So he arrives in front of the Archangels and again asks to see the Prophet.
"Oh he's on the top floor mate."
The muslim couldn't believe it, above the Archangels was God's office. This was simply extraordinary.
So he enters God's office and God is there. Swivelling round in his chair he says :
"Mohammed: two coffees please."

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You have to wait for the set up
but the joke goes

*someone says you cant say something about black people or accuses you of being racist*

then you say woah woah woah... I'm not a racist.
I have black people in my family tree.
Seriously They're Still Hanging There.

We all have black blood.
Mine's on the front of my car.

[lawow74]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've told her twice already.

Why do (insert ethnic group) smell so bad?

So blind people can hate them too.

And my version of the joke: What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

And of course the old saying: Arguing on the Internet is like participating in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still a retard.

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Where are you from ? (Insert town or city here)
Oh, you know what you get if take a man from (City or town) and another man from (city or town) ?

Two cunts.

[xylophone]

My 4 year old just discovered jokes, but she doesn't really get them yet so she makes up all these stupid ones that make no sense and then forces a laugh at them. Stuff like

"How did the mermaid swim in the water?"

"With her tail!!!!"

It sounds pretty cute coming from a little kid though.

[Amnasty]

How does a Black Woman know shes pregnant?

When she pulls her tampon out all the cotton is picked out.

[Thalian]

What's the worst thing about being a black jew?

Having to sit in the back of the oven.

[freedrom]

My 4 year old just discovered jokes, but she doesn't really get them yet so she makes up all these stupid ones that make no sense and then forces a laugh at them. Stuff like

"How did the mermaid swim in the water?"

"With her tail!!!!"

It sounds pretty cute coming from a little kid though.

Freak'n awesome, reminds me of my sons jokes. I can picture her with a big ass grin thinking she is so funny. That's the best part of the jokes.

[Danner]

What is Bruce Lee’s favourite drink?
Wataaaaah!

[mahonisaya]

Whats green and has wheels?


Grass, I lied about the wheels

if you like this thread go to http://anti-joke.com/ i have spent hours there reading the horrible jokes but i laugh so hard (even though i really shouldnt at most of them)

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my humor is so black it picks cotton

a jew goes to a farmer and asks for work. the farmer says he doesn't need the jew since he has plenty of wood to burn.

a djihadist dies and goes to heaven, expecting to be rewarded with virgins. He didn't ask for female virgins.

[Arlee]

This might be fun stuff and all, but yea this just isn't really appropriate.