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    Shadow Priests have been retuned to be almost as good as Warlocks in every way.Almost

    This is a cruel joke.

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    Indeed... for some reason it seems to me that it'll remain an april fools joke....
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    While we're on the topic of the April fools notes, I almost died of laughter at "Chakra, when the walls fell".
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    Hit me right in the feels.

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    Even on April's Fools Blizzard is pouring gasoline into the fire.

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    The sad thing is they're so aware of it that they even joke about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shangalar View Post
    While we're on the topic of the April fools notes, I almost died of laughter at "Chakra, when the walls fell".
    I wonder if it was their clever way of admitting that Chakra was in fact a failure or if they're just poking fun at it once again.

    And indeed, that is one of the best jokes I've seen come out of their April Fools patch notes.
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    While the warlock reference made me chuckle, I pretty much fell through my couch when I read the chakra one.
    "Chakra, when the walls fell" - is a quote that is too awesome to not put in every signature ever.

    Whomever wrote that is a serious geek. I totally approve, and offer you a link for those who didn't get the reference.
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    This has been the most hilarious one in years.
    I was quite fond of:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shangalar View Post
    While we're on the topic of the April fools notes, I almost died of laughter at "Chakra, when the walls fell".
    I literally cheered out loud, in the middle of class >.<
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    Now that's just sticking the finger in the wound and giving it a good twist. Evil Blizz is evil. ;(
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shangalar View Post
    While we're on the topic of the April fools notes, I almost died of laughter at "Chakra, when the walls fell".



    Chakra, when the walls fell

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    Why are spriests so mad? There are areas where warlocks are better of course, but there are areas where shadow priests are better as well. Do people really get upset when comparing a single spec to an entire class like this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by spinner981 View Post
    Why are spriests so mad? There are areas where warlocks are better of course, but there are areas where shadow priests are better as well. Do people really get upset when comparing a single spec to an entire class like this?
    Give me ONE example.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerbz View Post
    Give me ONE example.
    they could have disc OS and eventually reroll disc to be usefull while locks cant ..... well dont have too ..... ye it is a cruel joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerbz View Post
    Give me ONE example.
    Mass dispel?
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    Quote Originally Posted by spinner981 View Post
    Why are spriests so mad? There are areas where warlocks are better of course, but there are areas where shadow priests are better as well. Do people really get upset when comparing a single spec to an entire class like this?


    Go.

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    The fact that blizzard knows shadow is rubbish and doesn't do anything about it is stupid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Earth View Post
    I wonder if it was their clever way of admitting that Chakra was in fact a failure or if they're just poking fun at it once again.

    And indeed, that is one of the best jokes I've seen come out of their April Fools patch notes.
    I believe they did say they were either looking into Chakra or removing it. So yes, it is a joke for how bad it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerbz View Post
    Give me ONE example.
    Off-heals (T90, VE, Void Shift, PoM)

    Don't hurt me.
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