Know any people that don't speak English that well? sometimes it makes for some truly hilarious sentences. When I was playing Anarchy Online a long time ago, I met a person from Romania (at least I think that's where he was from), he didn't speak good English at all, just good enough for me to maintain a simple conversation. Once he was trying to tell me that he needed a bathroom break to take a number 2, but instead of describing it as such, he said "Must go, the hunger that comes from behind" before departing.
Took me until he came back to figure out what he meant and gave me a big laugh when I did. You guys have any to share?