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  1. #61
    Quote Originally Posted by Doomchicken View Post
    I ate a giant fucking sandwich.

    Is my entry
    better than a sandwich fucking giant

  2. #62
    Guy goes to prison, Gets Raped.

  3. #63
    Quote Originally Posted by Rabidwhale View Post
    Guy goes to prison, Gets Raped.
    Guy falls in love, gets killed

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    one percent wipes are our hell

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    Thanks but no thanks, Lora, for making me question everything in existence forever.

  5. #65
    Archaeologists found the body of Christ.

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    They never even found the body.
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    I find it quite disheartening that I got an erection just by reading "Cowboy boots".
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    The greatest generation is long dead? Last I checked, Miley Cyrus, Kanye West, Rebecca Black, and One Direction are all still kickin'...

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    I can't remember. She used GHB.

  8. #68
    The dog ate my IRS emails.

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    Once upon a time... END

  10. #70
    Condom machine is broken, fuck it

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    Haven't found what I'm looking for.

    (Yes. I have U2 stuck in my head)

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    One Nostril Blocked, feel like crap.

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    "Congratulations! Boy or Girl?” “…I’m overweight…”

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    Mine aren't that good, no way.
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  15. #75
    cheer up might never happen.....ARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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