The WoD limerick thread.

[Zannis]

Show me what you guys got.

There once was a raid that was easy
whose raiders left me feeling queasy.
No tier for you.
And all this QQ
about gear that's perceived as being cheesy.

[Joeygiggles]

There was a forum with lots of bitching
Lack of info had posters itching
They might shed a tear
December draws near
Here's Wildstar, fuck it I'm Switching

JK not switching

[Deleted]

There once was a poster named Zannis
Who's troll thread fueled his hubris.
Lewor wrote a reply,
oft wondering why,
and where this thread lock and ban is.

[Mteq]

isnt a limmerick suppossed to start with a place?

[Kaganfindel]

No, but it should have a specific meter and rhyme scheme.
Behold:

I leapt on my gryphon to fly,
he said to me, sadly, "don't try."
"the devs said to thee,
'Tis epic; you'll see!'
and knocked my ass out of the sky."

[Zannis]

There developed a flying aversion
From those who felt it broke their immersion.
They cried out, 'You're grounded!'
So a backlash was founded
From those full of threats of desertion.

And based on the replies so far, this is the most entertaining thread up here in recent memory.

Keep at it, people!! I love you all.