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    Burning Gryphons of Nethergarde Keep. OH THE HUMANITY!

    Found this while exploring the Blasted Lands. OH THE HUMANITY! WHAT HAS BLIZZARD DONE?!


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    Yet they seem oddly calm.
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    Oh my god... I bet you that place smells DELICIOUS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WanderingBreezes View Post
    Oh my god... I bet you that place smells DELICIOUS!
    They still have the feathers on. If you have been lucky enough that you never encountered a burning feather in your life, let me cue you in: *puke*

    That stench would drive out even an orc!

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    No offence if this was you narrating, but all I could think of was Kermit the Frog lol.

    OT, that is hell creepy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blockygame View Post
    No offence if this was you narrating, but all I could think of was Kermit the Frog lol.

    OT, that is hell creepy!
    Can never unhear. Thanks.
    It would be dark inside my head...if not for the fires...

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    Its Orc fire. It burns weaker and less nobly than Human fire.

    Turn your back on it for a second and it'll probably rebel into water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnifiedDivide View Post
    Sounds nothing like Kermit o.O

    OT: That is just mean. I'm really in the mood for chicken now... I bet they taste like chicken...
    They were delicious, btw. And yes, they do taste like chicken :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnifiedDivide View Post
    Sounds nothing like Kermit o.O

    OT: That is just mean. I'm really in the mood for chicken now... I bet they taste like chicken...
    I think gryphons would be red meat, so more like tauren..I mean beef.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisjahn View Post
    Found this while exploring the Blasted Lands. OH THE HUMANITY! WHAT HAS BLIZZARD DONE?!

    [sarcasm]
    *obligatory death threat to blizzard for torturing virtual animals*
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    The gryphon did not flee because he was too stupid or was injured no, the gryphon did not move because he wanted to die.

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    They don't seem to mind the fire.

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    the gryphons are playing the long game.
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    Those poor, beautiful birds...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immitis View Post
    the gryphons are playing the long game.
    Gryphon master plan part 1.

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    Original or Extra Crispy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Friendlyimmolation View Post
    The gryphon did not flee because he was too stupid or was injured no, the gryphon did not move because he wanted to die.
    After ten years of hauling around heroes every time they're too lazy to walk somewhere, you'd probably want to die too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Travio View Post
    After ten years of hauling around heroes every time they're too lazy to walk somewhere, you'd probably want to die too.
    That's why gryphons are mostly raised by Dwarves. The frequent intakes of strong ale help to make them forget how miserable their lives are :P

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    Perhaps The Hound got hungry for some chicken?

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