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  1. 2014-07-24, 02:06 PM #1
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    Fifty Shades of Grey - The Movie

    So I just saw that there is a trailer for this now?



    And like... I'm not sure. I haven't read the book mind, but as I understand it's basically just kind of a weak erotic novel. The movie, on the other hand, seems much less sex focused (although I guess if it was packed full o' sex they couldn't show such bits on the trailer?).

    Also, I'm not an expert on these things but... is it just me or is the guy like really uhh... Ugly? Like, isn't he meant to be like some massive modern-day sex symbol and like... I dunno. He has a weird face, you guys? Does anyone really find such a person attractive?

    Anyway. What are your thoughts on this? Looks good? Looks bad? Are you gonna watch it? Should such things even be a movie or is it just a porno? Is it going to have sex scenes more awkward than the ones in "Blue is the Warmest Colour"?

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    This is a very difficult topic here on mmo-champion, Pornography is not allowed as a topic/subject. But it will be impossible to leave it out of the discussion. The topic should still be the movie. If you start discussing porn etc in general etc you will get infracted.

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  2. 2014-07-24, 02:08 PM #2
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    Isn't the book basically a Twilight porn fanfict? Jesus fuck, why would they make a movie.
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  3. 2014-07-24, 02:08 PM #3
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    Hopefully they go the unsimulated course. Those are the hottest.

    And yeah, weak erotic novel mass marketed to women in manner that worked.
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  4. 2014-07-24, 02:10 PM #4
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    Oh.
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    God.

    SO MANY FUCKING BLACK FADE-OUTS

    OH MY GOD SO FUCKING ANNOYING
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  5. 2014-07-24, 02:10 PM #5
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    Can't wait till women everywhere on the internet pan it for muh soggy knee.
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  6. 2014-07-24, 02:10 PM #6
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    Would've worked better as a porn movie tbh.
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    It is about a pathetic weak willed woman that goes from a virgin scared to look at her own tits to a willing sex slave that lives in a dungeon, oh and the change occurs in just a few pages.
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    Worst movie 2014?
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  9. 2014-07-24, 02:12 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH8472 View Post
    It is about a pathetic weak willed woman that goes from a virgin scared to look at her own tits to a willing sex slave that lives in a dungeon, oh and the change occurs in just a few pages.
    So what you are saying is that I can sue for using my likeness without my permission?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Erin View Post
    So what you are saying is that I can sue for using my likeness without my permission?
    What are you doing out of your cage?
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  11. 2014-07-24, 02:13 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Erin View Post
    Is it going to have sex scenes more awkward than the ones in "Blue is the Warmest Colour"?
    Those weren't awkward at all, they were 100% accurate. Unless there are some in the second half of the "movie"... i didn't need to watch that far to finish my mantra.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ItachiZaku View Post
    Those weren't awkward at all, they were 100% accurate. Unless there are some in the second half of the "movie"... i didn't need to watch that far to finish my mantra.
    They were awkward as fuck. Watched it with my ex and we could barely contain ourselves. Oh my fucking god, that tribadism bit. Good lord.
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  13. 2014-07-24, 02:17 PM #13
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    I am writing my own version of that book, I call it "50 shades of Gay".
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH8472 View Post
    I am writing my own version of that book, I call it "50 shades of Gay".
    Unfortunately it finishes in 5 minutes and then everyone goes to sleep
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marthenil View Post
    Would've worked better as a porn movie tbh.
    Could still happen! They could go unsimulated route. Softcore is silly anyhow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Erin View Post
    Unfortunately it finishes in 5 minutes and then everyone goes to sleep
    At least it is realistic.
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  17. 2014-07-24, 02:20 PM #17
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    When porn is directed at men, its smut!

    When porn is directed at women, it gets an actual movie!

    My friends were telling me about this one smut film though. Basically Skyrim porn, its called Game of Thrones
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH8472 View Post
    I am writing my own version of that book, I call it "50 shades of Gay".
    I just spit out my water. Thank you.

    I'd read that.
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  19. 2014-07-24, 02:21 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH8472 View Post
    I am writing my own version of that book, I call it "50 shades of Gay".
    Exclusive sneak-peek of the movie version.
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  20. 2014-07-24, 02:21 PM #20
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    Oh look, Granny porn, the movie.
    #boycottchina
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