What would each race smell like?

[WillFeral]

If you had to add into the racial of each race what they smelled like what would you put? My list would be :
Alliance:
1. Human: Cheap cologne/perfume
2.Gnome: Cabbage
3.Night elf: Scented candles
4.Draenei: New car smell
5.Dwarf: Beer
6.Worgen: Wet dog smell

Neutral:
7. Pandaren: Eggrolls

Horde:
8.Orc: Diesel fuel
9.Tauren: Leather jacket
10.Undead: Mildew
11.Troll: Incense
12.Goblin: The inside of a wallet
13.Blood elf: Cotton candy

All in good fun and feel free to post any of yours.

[Prancing Minstrel]

I would imagine Draenei would smell of some kind of scented stuff, oils maybe, being very civilised and into religious rituals.

[Deleted]

I would imagine Draenei would smell of some kind of scented stuff, oils maybe, being very civilised and into religious rituals.

I don't see how a race can smell special from nature. :P Apart from sweat I don't see how an orc for example would smell different, same goes for tauren. Well maybe wet Tauren or Panda could smell.

[A Chozo]

Alliance:
1. Human: Farm and a little bit of manure.
2.Gnome: Motor Oil
3.Night elf: Grass and rain
4.Draenei: Incense
5.Dwarf: Beer
6.Worgen: General dog smell

Neutral:
7. Pandaren: Yakisoba

Horde:
8.Orc: Sweat
9.Tauren: Grass and manure
10.Undead: Rotten corpses and dead animals
11.Troll: BAD BREATH OF THE DEVIL'S HOUNDS
12.Goblin: Cigars, cheap cologne, old coins/bills
13.Blood elf: Fancy parfumes.

[Shadowspire]

Alliance:
1. Human: Farm and a little bit of manure.
2.Gnome: Motor Oil
3.Night elf: Grass and rain
4.Draenei: Incense
5.Dwarf: Beer
6.Worgen: General dog smell

Neutral:
7. Pandaren: Yakissoba

Horde:
8.Orc: Sweat
9.Tauren: Grass and manure
10.Undead: Rotten corpses and dead animals
11.Troll: BAD BREATH OF THE DEVIL'S HOUNDS
12.Goblin: Cigars, cheap cologne, old coins/bills
13.Blood elf: Fancy parfumes.

Pretty much this except.

Orcs: desert and meat.
Blood elvs : mix if arcane and perfume/cologne, and not the cheap stuff.
Trolls: swamp mud.


Also wtf is yakisoba?

[Dragoncurry]

Rofl @ Pandaren smelling like eggrolls.

I think Draenai males smell like horses, and females smell like Kate Upton when she first got famous and was a bit skinnier (I still love her now though, but I'm jus being real).

Human males smell like cheap Persian cologne, and females smell like sunshine and rainbows.

Night elf males smell like trees, and females smell like flowers.

Gnomish males smell like mechanical shit, females smell like either mechanical shit or flowers.

Worgen males smell like wet dogs, and females smell like...wet dogs.

Dwarven males and females smell like cold mountain air and beer.


As for Horde:

Orc males smell like blood and females smell like...iono like a desert smell where you don't shower cuz of lack of water...there you go musty. Like the Fremen in Dune. It's not bad, just...different.

Troll males smell like dookie, and females smell like trees and occasionally dookie.

Tauren males smell like grass, and females smell like grass and milk.

Undead males smell like formaldehyde and ass, and females smell like formaldehyde.

Goblins smell like dookie and money, and Goblin females smell like dookie.

Blood elf males smell like Nicki Minaj's Princess perfume, and females smell like flowers.

[Deleted]

Alliance:
1. Human: like humans..?
2.Gnome: like tiny humans
3.Night elf: like hippies
4.Draenei: goats
5.Dwarf: Beer
6.Worgen: dogs

Neutral:
7. Pandaren: soy

Horde:
8.Orc: Sweat
9.Tauren: cows
10.Undead: rotten flesh
11.Troll: filth
12.Goblin: Cigars, dollar bills
13.Blood elf: strawberrise

[A Chozo]

Also wtf is yakisoba?

"Yakisoba (焼きそば?), literally fried buckwheat or Sōsu Yakisoba (ソース焼きそば?), the same, but in sauce, is considered a Japanese dish but originated in China and is technically a derivative of Chinese chow mein. It first appeared in food stalls in Japan at some point during the early 20th century.[1] Although soba means buckwheat, typically suggesting noodles made from that flour in mainland Japan, yakisoba noodles are made from wheat flour. It is typically flavoured with a sweetened, thickened condiment similar to Oyster sauce."

References:

Yakisoba. Source: < http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakisoba >. Acess: 03 Sep. 2014.

So, it's a chinese/japanese dish

[soulyouth]

Alliance:
1. Human: Like a clean cotton Shirt
2.Gnome: Gear grease and electrical burning
3.Night elf: Freshly Cut Grass
4.Draenei: Vodka
5.Dwarf: Beer
6.Worgen: dogfood

Neutral:
7. Pandaren: Eggrolls

Horde:
8.Orc: B/O and feces
9.Tauren: Livestock and grass
10.Undead: Rotting corpse
11.Troll: Weed
12.Goblin: loose change and week old matza
13.Blood elf: Perfume and kittens

[Deleted]

Probably smell like 13 separate sex offenders registration processes.

[Deleted]

Dwarf - alcohol and carbon
Gnome - gasoline/oil
Human - metallic smell and alcohol
Draenei - Spices, perfume and wet hay
Night elf - perfume, and metallic
Worgen - wet carpet

Orc - excrement and sulfur
Troll - marijuana and herbs
Goblin - alcohol and gasoline
Tauren - excrement and herbs trying to hide the smell
Undead - rotten chicken and methane
Blood elf - perfume, liquor, spices, and metallic

[Val the Moofia Boss]

Humans - stinky
Dwarf - alcohol and dusty smell
Gnomes - oily
Nelvs - natural perfume?
Draenei - I have no idea
Worgen - like a dog ofcourse

Orc - sweaty and stinky
Troll - same as orc
Shu'halo - like a cow, without the milk smell
Undead - rot
Belf - overwhelmingly sweat fragrance
Goblin - Oily, sweaty & stinky

Pandaren - Like a bear. And beer.
Tuskar - like a walrus? And beer. And fish too.
Arakkoa - like perfumed bird?
Ogre - Orc smell x3

[theostrichsays]

Female Goblins always made me think of the girl in school who wore a gallon of that sweet pea body spray. So I think the females would smell like Sweet Pea, enough to gag a Forsaken.
The males, I assume like sweat, they like money to much to spend it on showering.

[Lightwysh]

inb4 "Your Mom!"

I imagine they all smell like poo, given the lack of outhouses. I suspect most classes have an earthy smell, body odor is probably rampant,

Dwarf - Dirt, sweat and beer
Gnome - oil, shame
Human - Body Odor mixed with a crapload of Axe body spray
Draenei - bleach
Night elf - flowers mixed with mildew
Worgen - wet dog

Orc - excrement and dirt
Troll - herbs and chicken
Goblin - sulfur metallic
Tauren - cow shit and dirt/grass
Undead - bad Chinese food mixed with dirt
Blood elf - Axe body spray and coconut oil

[TrapVillain]

If you had to add into the racial of each race what they smelled like what would you put? My list would be :
Alliance:
1. Human: Cheap cologne/perfume
2.Gnome: Cabbage
3.Night elf: Scented candles
4.Draenei: New car smell
5.Dwarf: Beer
6.Worgen: Wet dog smell

Neutral:
7. Pandaren: Eggrolls

Horde:
8.Orc: Diesel fuel
9.Tauren: Leather jacket
10.Undead: Mildew
11.Troll: Incense
12.Goblin: The inside of a wallet
13.Blood elf: Cotton candy

All in good fun and feel free to post any of yours.

LMFAO. Why scented candles though? I think they would smell like salmon

[lakisa]

Night elfs: should smell like smoked bacon with all their sleeping in windy caves.

[Sylar Hao]

4.Draenei: New car smell

I can't stop laughing at this, hahahaha, omg X___D they look like refrigerators with tentacles and smell like a new car... you sir just made my day

[Deleted]

aye das nasty

[Pabzi]

Blood Elf: rich people from hollywood

Tauren: The Farm

[Fullmetal89]

Alliance:
1. Human: neutral scent, some perfume
2.Gnome: lubricant
3.Night elf: flowers
4.Draenei: incense
5.Dwarf: smoke, sweat
6.Worgen: stable, wet dog, hay

Neutral:
7. Pandaren: Chinese food, gun powder

Horde:
8.Orc: mixture of horrible body odor and metal
9.Tauren: cow shit, hay, hint of incense
10.Undead: decomposition, probably the worst smelling race in the game
11.Troll: the smell of a wet sock left in the corner of a room for months, humid
12.Goblin: petroleum, metal, BBQ
13.Blood elf: fabulous.