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Humans would stink, since they live in a city with an open sewer system, and have farmland all around them. Not to mention a sulfur spewing volcano north of the city.
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In fact in the novel cycle of hatred, it shows from the off an orc captain who enjoyed keeping clean and brushing his teeth, recollection of his time spent as a human prisoner and living and sleeping among shit, he swore he'd never repeat it.
The assumption that 'orcs are dirty cause they is savage' has such a childish view.
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- Night elfs would smell like dirt in the rain
- Humans would smell normal
- Worgen would smell like dogs
- Dwarves would smell sweaty because they are fat
- Gnomes wouldn't smell at all
- Draenei would smell like expensive perfume
- Orcs would smell like stables, shit
- Trolls would smell like summer, sweaty and campfire
- Tauren would smell like cattle on a farm
- Undead would smell like corpses
- Blood elves would smell like roses
- Goblins would smell like dollar bills
I imagine that goblins would smell like explosive powder.
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'Humans would smell normal' lol..
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Dwarves would smell like ale, naturally.
Night elves would smell like hippies.
1.Human: Too hard to tell because I know a lot of smelly ones and a lot of nice-smelling ones. Basically your typical average smell but on a bell curve
2.Gnome: Oil, grease, a typical mechanic's smell
3.NElf: Either the smelliest thing in nature or the most lovely scent of any other race. Depends how long they were in nature or civilization recently
4.Draenei: Kinda the same as NElf, just with a bit more sweat for the males and flowers for the females
5.Dwarf: BOOZE
6.Worgen: Dogs
7.Pandaren: Chinese food
8.Orc: Blood, sweat, and lumber
9.Tauren: Leather and uncooked burgers
10.Undead: Rotting flesh
11.Troll: Incense and illegal substances
12.Goblin: Depends on what kind of Goblin they are. If the Engineer-type, see Gnome. If not, money and businessman-smell
13.Blood elf: Too much cologne/perfume and products
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I think people stereotype a little too much... When I think about the various races, this is what I think they would smell like naturally.
Humans: A wide range, variety of softer smells and scents.
Dwarf: Hoarse, like sandalwood or gunmetal.
Gnome: Comely pleasant, lightly like bubblegum mixed with rock salt.
Night Elves: Like fragrant wildflowers and running river brooks, the men too.
Draenei: Like a smooth frankincense.
Worgen: A musty pinewood, in a good way.
Pandarin: Like an assortment of summer spices; notably cumin, oregano, lime, and mustard.
Orcs: Brisk salts and cured leathers.
Tauren: Like hoarse tobacco.
Undead: Carrion, death, and mainly embalming fluid.
Troll: Tabasco sauce.
Goblin: New-book smell.
Blood Elf: Domestic flowers, like dandelions, roses, and lilacs, the men too.
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My take.
Alliance:
Human: Mix, B.O to Elegant incense type stuff depending on class Peasant to Nobility.
Dwarves: Depends. Most likely if you're from Ironforge you'd probably smell like you stepped out of a Foundry, Factory type smell. Loch Modan and Wetlands, probably normal/B.O, although smelling like Alcohol is probably common.
Night Elves: The Forest, Highborne and Priest/Priestess' smell like incense most likely.
Gnomes: Factory, Oil smell.
Draenei: I'd say pretty clean, probably some odd smell to a degree.
Worgen: Depends, Nice to Wet Dog.
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Pandaren: Incense and Spices. I'd say they smell pretty exceptional to me.
Horde Races:
Orcs: Probably mix, B.O to Decent, Most likely not pleasant since B.O plus heat.
Tauren: I can say they probably keep up with Hygiene although probably smell to a degree.
Forsaken: Really terrible, Rotting flesh. They don't care really.
Trolls: Like Forsaken, I don't think they actually care how they smell since they're use to it. Probably not bad but to Blood Elves and the Alliance, not really pleasant.
Blood Elves: Incense, perfume to whole nine yards. Probably the more traveling, warring ones probably have some Body Odor from time to time.
Goblins: Some what Like Gnomes and Dwarves, Greasy, Oil and diesel smell to them. The fancy schmancy ones smell nice.
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Naga and other Waterbased Races: Probably seaweed and the ocean.
Ethereal: Don't emanate any smell as far as I know.
Any fel corrupted Demon race: Probably smell like death itself, like the undead, unpleasant to most mortal races
Dragonkind: Probably Elegant to Meh.
Mogu and other Titanic creations not afflicted with the Curse of Flesh: Like the Earth, probably wouldn't have a scent.
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