A game that is not offensive to anyone

[Independent voter]

I was thinking monopoly and then I realized it was a capitalist game.

Then I thought about poke but it has gambling and suicide kings.

So I'm down to chess.

[Baracuda]

Tetris was considered as racist because it lacks "circles".

TIL Games that lack homosexuals are offensive to homosexuals.

[Deleted]

There is no such thing as something which doesn't offend anyone.

This post offends me.

[zealo]

That paints the black colour as a background decoration instead of taking an active role such as the white pieces and can be seen as offensive if someone really wants too.

[Drsolders]

That paints the black colour as a background decoration instead of taking an active role such as the white pieces and can be seen as offensive if someone really wants too.

Also two guys playing with a ball? Clearly this game is not only racist but homophobic in nature.

[Captain N]

I was thinking monopoly and then I realized it was a capitalist game.

Then I thought about poke but it has gambling and suicide kings.

So I'm down to chess.

Chess involves black and white pieces - It's obviously a game designed to be a race war.

[Adramalech]

I was thinking monopoly and then I realized it was a capitalist game.

Then I thought about poke but it has gambling and suicide kings.

So I'm down to chess.

A side is fully of black pieces and the other full of white pieces. Clearly this is a case of racism because the white pieces go first.

Edit: Damnit, I got Intercepted!

[Revi]

That new "Hatred" looks promising.

[Deleted]

I was thinking monopoly and then I realized it was a capitalist game.

Then I thought about poke but it has gambling and suicide kings.

So I'm down to chess.

Peasants sacrificing themselves for Nobility and Religious leaders.

[Temp name]

I was thinking monopoly and then I realized it was a capitalist game.

Then I thought about poke but it has gambling and suicide kings.

So I'm down to chess.

Chess is about killing, or taking your enemies king captive.. In what way is that not offensive?

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Peasants sacrificing themselves for Nobility and Religious leaders.

Also that.

[Independent voter]

Tic tac mf'ing toe!

[Temp name]

Tic tac mf'ing toe!

At least the version I have is black vs. White, so quite clearly it's about race wars.

[zealo]

What about Yahtzee?

[Deleted]

Tic tac mf'ing toe!

Only two shapes and those are battling each other, clearly a reference to a race war.

[Durandro]

It would be called Tetris

My thoughts, yeah.

And while I don't disagree that misogyny in gaming is terrible... Its also not widespread or common, and definately not the norm as SJW's would claim.

The irony of it all is I find people who are anti-offensive by nature to be very offensive in their attitudes, and the products they make are usually either boring or also offensive in a different way!

[selrah]

There will be no one left to find it offensive.

[Temp name]

What about Yahtzee?

Number discrimination

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There will be no one left to find it offensive.

Discrimination based on who has access to Nukes.

[Deleted]

I say we should do away with men being killed in video games, replace such rampant misandry with women instead.

- Said no one ever.

Just remember; if your "hero" (see: homicidal maniac) and victims are male it's a male power fantasy. If either of them are female, it's misogyny and you think all women are crazy mankillers/helpless victims waiting to be abused.

[Jester Joe]

Number discrimination

Why does a house have to be full with 2 of one number and 3 of another? Are they saying 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 can't live together peacefully?

[Independent voter]

20 Questions! "Is it bigger than a bread box?" etc.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twenty_Questions