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    Will I get sick from this?

    I just ate 72 pizza rolls and they have 135 calories each. Will I get really sick or possibly die from this? I also drank 1.5 liters of coke if that makes a difference.

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    No, pass me those sweet calories please.

    Currently struggling to hit 4.2k during the Christmas period.

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    Probably not unless you physically ate beyond your stomach's capacity, and you would know that by now.

    Your next bowel movement will be a glorious battle though.

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    Serious indigestion inc.
    The toilet will look like an AV.
    GL HF.

    Seriously, you're ok, just try to limit your intake, that's probably a good idea.

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    yeah you're going to violently erupt during your sleep

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    Why the hell would you wait till after you did this to confirm the mortality rate of such action?

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    the easiest way to solve this situation is to eat some bananas and drink sprite... then spin yourself in a circle a few times

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    Are you going to be sick in the sense that you'll likely end up with quite a stomach-ache? Yes, probably. Will you literally be sick as in an illness? No.

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    Jesus Christ that's almost 10,000 calories of junk food! You're not gonna die but you definitely shaved a year or more off your life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elhaym View Post
    the easiest way to solve this situation is to eat some bananas and drink sprite... then spin yourself in a circle a few times
    that's some solid advice

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    Your next bowel movement is going to very interesting if you ate 72 of those, I wish you good luck.

    Seriously though, its not lethal but it may hurt a bit on the toilet depending on if you get constipated.
    Last edited by zealo; 2014-11-25 at 04:31 AM.

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    Your anus will burn.

    That is all.

    Let's all ride the Gish gallop.

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    I eat 5000-6000 calories a day. Doubt 10000 can do you much harm. The only issue would be volume. And by the looks of it you are still able to type so I'm assuming you'll be fine .

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    Just throw up. Fingers in throat, boom over.

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    You'll punish your toilet something fierce, but you're not gonna die unless you choked on number 72.

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    This thread made me laugh so hard.

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    72 pizza rolls? and you feel like you're dying?

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    I feel sick hearing about how glutinous you are.

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    I imagine its 135 calories per serving, not each.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chazus View Post
    I imagine its 135 calories per serving, not each.
    well, with a serving probably being 4 of them....

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