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    Quote Originally Posted by Dyra View Post
    It's my birthday you know...
    Happy birthday, Ami is being very cruel.

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    Mystrome googles Stings nudes and is not impressed. BigZ wakes up to discover the spiders got his booty. Izalla lets Dyra into her shack for a good old pussy rub. Nahm googles RICH's nudes, so that means that everyone in this thread has now seen them.

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    Fluffy Kitten Dyra's Avatar
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    There's a lot of nude Googling going on. For an arena of death it has some pretty good Wi-Fi.

    A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.

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    Mystrome does not understand why his new sex toy is getting angry with him. RICH proves that the British Army is far superior to the Imperium when it comes to training, worst space marine ever! Nahm curls a knife into Izallas brain, impressive considering the tiny size of the target. BigZ exposes Dyras true self to the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dyra View Post
    There's a lot of nude Googling going on. For an arena of death it has some pretty good Wi-Fi.
    Not even the game is cruel enough to take away peoples internet.

  4. #9564
    but seriously how'd I die?

  5. #9565
    Quote Originally Posted by Sky High View Post
    but seriously how'd I die?
    You google'd nudes for Bigzo, instant death.
    "You six-piece Chicken McNobody."
    Quote Originally Posted by RICH816 View Post
    You are a legend thats why.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tradewind View Post
    You google'd nudes for Bigzo, instant death.
    I knew black ass would be the death of me someday.

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    Seriously Nahmee? I'm the only one kind enough to give Dyra her birthday-booty and you throw a knife into my head? What is your problem!?
    give up dat booty
    Quote Originally Posted by Pendra View Post
    <3
    For the matriarchy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sky High View Post
    but seriously how'd I die?
    The summary reveals all.

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    Two cannonshots mark the days fallen.

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    RICH receives a care package, he tosses out the mountain dew and scoffs the doritos. Mystrome screams for help but is ignored. Dyra thrashes BigZ but shows mercy, how out of character! Nahm receives a booby trapped gift!

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    Mystrome builds a love shack, good luck buddy. The autistic swarm target BigZ. RICH manufactures a a fearsome weapon. Dyra receives a Newton like experience.

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    Bye Nahm!

  9. #9569
    all this life sparing, bunch of pussy footers!

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    Mystrome receives an IED from his sponsors in ISIS. Is Dyra enjoying her last meal? RICH tends to his wounds and waits for the end game. BigZ sleeps in the tree tops like a monkey (Ok this sounds very racist right now).

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    BigZ and RICH team up to battle Dyra and Mystrome, the battle lasts all day with no breaks but eventually the cat and the retard stand victorious!

  11. #9571
    down to two now?

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    The game has shit itself again and given BigZ Bootybears avatar, this is buggy as fuck.

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    As expected the survivors turn on each other, Mystrome strangles Dyra in a fit of rage.

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    Grats Mystrome!

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    gratz Mr Bundy.

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    Congrats Mystrome

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    So close.... Ah well 2nd is my best result to date.

    Thanks Rich!

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    Ooooh. Just 1 more game until the quarter quell. Who's going to get it?

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    You finally did it Mystrome, congrats!

    And haha at Nahmee getting a "gift" from my fans >=)
    give up dat booty
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    For the matriarchy.

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    "You six-piece Chicken McNobody."
    Quote Originally Posted by RICH816 View Post
    You are a legend thats why.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dyra View Post

    Ooooh. Just 1 more game until the quarter quell. Who's going to get it?
    None of us...

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    So close.... Ah well 2nd is my best result to date.

    Thanks Rich!

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    Ooooh. Just 1 more game until the quarter quell. Who's going to get it?
    I was hoping it would be me, feels weird skipping a game.

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    The final placements.

  20. #9580
    now that's over with, no kitty today

    99.9% likely tomorrow now heh
    "You six-piece Chicken McNobody."
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    You are a legend thats why.

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