Have you ever crapped your pants?

[Fawkess]

Pretty simple question

Have you ever just shat in your pants/underwear?

I did it once and i just threw my pants out in the trash after taking a shower

[Deleted]

The good ol' anxiety fart. Comes with a gift. Not one you often want but its their and the more you move the more mess it makes and all you can hope for is controllable seepage before getting to the nearest wash room.

[Deleted]

When really young, yeah. Like 2-3 years old.

[Captain N]

I'm Ted Nugent and I approve of this thread.

[GarGar]

I'm highly interested in the places this thread will go.

[Saladbar]

Should be a public poll.

[Bigbamboozal]

Just why, why OP? Did this happen to you today?

[Deleted]

yes

I had really bad diarrhea a couple of years ago and it just happened

[Fawkess]

yes

I had really bad diarrhea a couple of years ago and it just happened

Did you wipe it up with your underwear as well?

[Jester Joe]

Everyone has. Babies and toddlers shit their pants all the time. It leaks out of diapers all the time and every child has experienced accidents while potty training.

Also it can happen while really sick. I had a really bad stomach bug a bit back.

[Gref]

I did once. In primary school. We are playing hide and seek and I am hiding crouching. Suddenly it came so hard and fast I couldn't hold it and I felt it was huge and soft. Started to run to toilet. I took of my pants and saw it. It was really like potato mash but brown and horribly stinking. I tried to wash it away from my underwear took all the shit off but the stain remains there on the underwear. God sake the lesson was about to start and for some reason I still don't understand I didn't throw it away. I kept wearing it and went to classroom. It was the last period before the lunch break and my home was close. I was thinking about going back home and change it. I destroyed whole class. I remember my friends talking what is this smell ugh stinks etc and one girl named Kayra asked me what is this? and I said I just farted she replied, this is not fart! anyway lesson finished I ran back home and change it and took quick shower. I was either 7 or 8.

And yes it should be public pool

[Deleted]

Did you wipe it up with your underwear as well?

well sort of I guess

[Fawkess]

I did once. In primary school. We are playing hide and seek and I am hiding crouching. Suddenly it came so hard and fast I couldn't hold it and I felt it was huge and soft. Started to run to toilet. I took of my pants and saw it. It was really like potato mash but brown and horribly stinking. I tried to wash it away from my underwear took all the shit off but the stain remains there on the underwear. God sake the lesson was about to start and for some reason I still don't understand I didn't throw it away. I kept wearing it and went to classroom. It was the last period before the lunch break and my home was close. I was thinking about going back home and change it. I destroyed whole class. I remember my friends talking what is this smell ugh stinks etc and one girl named Kayra asked me what is this? and I said I just farted she replied, this is not fart! anyway lesson finished I ran back home and change it and took quick shower. I was either 7 or 8.

And yes it should be public pool

It would have been more funny if you threw your crap at people like a monkey

[Calzaeth]

Aggressive Crohn's Disease and an ileostomy that my piece-of-shit body demands an EXACT combination of products to not leak.

At this point I'm more adept at washing shit from me than shaving.

Thank god the diarrhea has calmed down the last three years :P

[Torgent]

When I was 16, I had super bad diarrhea and passed out on the couch. We bought a new couch.

[Borgia]

Yes! I had a really bad diarrhea so i could not tell if it was fart or shit but still took the risk, went "all in" and lost.

[Tnfstc]

I had dinner with a family I knew pretty well, my friend and I biked to their house only to discover they made tacos... Needless to say after dinner we rushed home as fast as we could, my friend got to the bathroom first and... The rest is history.

[Spraxle]

I have not that I recall ever crapped my pants past the baby in diapers phase of my existence. Though my best friend, at the time, did on the play ground in Elementary school. Believe he did that a few times. Guess looking back that's probably part of why he had issues making friends.

[Fawkess]

Yes! I had a really bad diarrhea so i could not tell if it was fart or shit so i went "all in" and lost,

Its like playing Russian Roulette

[Tyrgannus]

When exactly does the "I'm a person now" time start, because babies clearly do this. Does that slate get wiped when you are 3? 4?