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    Christian Mother Asks The Internet For Information About Her Son's Sex Toy

    http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015...000182&ref=yfp

    A staunch Christian mother has become an unwitting internet celebrity after asking her 117 followers to tell her what the thing she found in her son's bathroom is.
    Absolutely hilarious

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    Fake as fuck. Unless the mom is retarded and CJ is a time traveler who used that same picture his mother took in 2015 to put a review up on a fleshlight website in 2013.
    /thread.

    http://fleshlightreview.co.uk/fleshl...-mount-review/
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    That is pure gold. GET ME MY POPCORN!

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    Well at least it wasn't a dragon dildo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aeula View Post
    That is pure gold. GET ME MY POPCORN!
    *pops the corn*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seiko Sora View Post
    Well at least it wasn't a dragon dildo
    If she found a hydra dildo, i think she would have passed out.
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    Make believe staunch Christian mother pretends not to know what a flesh light is, continues pretending on social media.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiift View Post
    Fake as fuck. Unless the mom is retarded and CJ is a time traveler who used that same picture his mother took in 2015 to put a review up on a fleshlight website in 2013.
    /thread.

    http://fleshlightreview.co.uk/fleshl...-mount-review/
    From OP article:

    Can anyone actually be this naive?

    No, probably not. We're 99.999999% sure this account is fake, particularly because the original fleshlight picture came from a review on a different website. But that doesn't make it any less funny.
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    the internet should become acquaintanced with the google's image search functionality to check the veracity of a story.
    And huffingtonpost should consider framing their articles differently: the story is that it's a fake; they instead choose to run with the hilarity before reporting it's fake. Clickbait 1 - Journalism 0.
    Last edited by nextormento; 2015-11-28 at 03:41 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nextormento View Post
    huffingtonpost should become acquaintanced with the google's image search functionality to check the veracity of a story.
    They said the story is fake and that the image came from a review on another site. What they should do, is start using titles to tell the full story. Something short so people don't have to read the whole thing...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Felya View Post
    They said the story is fake and that the image came from a review on another site. What they should do, is start using titles to tell the full story. Something short so people don't have to read the whole thing...
    Re-framed my post to anchor on that point. Was too hastily responded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nextormento View Post
    the internet should become acquaintanced with the google's image search functionality to check the veracity of a story.
    Why? They're just doing what any other "good" news organization does. Running stories without getting all, or sometimes any, facts. Making stuff up to make the story more dramatic. It's all just a big circus. A bad one at that.

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    It's becoming increasingly common to post fake stories it seems.
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    Good job permanently stigmatizing your child, he will be forced into christiananitys grip. Any good christian mother knows to destroy their child's life so jesus can help them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiift View Post
    Fake as fuck. Unless the mom is retarded and CJ is a time traveler who used that same picture his mother took in 2015 to put a review up on a fleshlight website in 2013.
    /thread.

    http://fleshlightreview.co.uk/fleshl...-mount-review/
    yeah...

    "Articles" like this are why I don't consider the Huffington Post a legitimate news source either.

    There are none of those left.

    Can a news editor not use tineye to verify a photo? lol.

    Especially an internet "news" source. It's inexcusable in this case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SemperIvXx View Post
    Make believe staunch Christian mother pretends not to know what a flesh light is, continues pretending on social media.
    Real Christians are extremely sheltered.

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    Since this thread specifically calls out someone based on their religion and has the added bonus of being about sex (toys) I'm just going to close this here. It shouldn't have been hard to see that this is a topic that won't be approved on MMO-C, so be mindful of that when creating threads next time.



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