View Poll Results: Batman vs James Bond who wins?

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    Batman vs James Bond

    Brains vs Brawn, east meets west who do you think would win in a all out knock down drag out 1v1?
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    How is this brain v. brawn? Batman has both.

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    Batman. He has both.

    Damnit Reg, you beat me to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg View Post
    How is this brain v. brawn? Batman has both.
    they both kinda do, and dexterity and gadgets and a awesome car.


    Batman, he deals with people above his weight class and below more often then bond so he has a broader field to draw from.

    also power armor, which bond doesn't have.
    we are his...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzPuK1vib_c


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    Ok grown up with a job and duty to protect lives vs a rich guy playing dress up?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mall Security View Post
    Ok grown up with a job and duty to protect lives vs a rich guy playing dress up?
    Bond is rich?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jotaux View Post
    Bond is rich?
    No Bond draws a salary and works officially for the people. Batman doesn't.
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    Batman wins. Batman always wins. He exploits Bond's weakness of women and booze.

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    Depends on whether there's a woman involved. Bond often gets caught/into shitty situations in the books as it is, this is almost a certainty once a woman is introduced.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg View Post
    Batman wins. Batman always wins. He exploits Bond's weakness of women and booze.
    No Bond uses female spy's to get the job done and often leaves them to their death.
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    Anyways, Batman would win hands down.

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    Batman has plans to counter the babies not even born into the world yet. Batman wins.

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    what they playing ?
    Baccarat ? in which case bond would win due to having waaay more Baccarat practice that Batman.

    In a straight up fist fight, no gadgets or weapons, Bond would win due to the many years of hand to hand combat practice he has had.

    in an all out, no holds bared fight ? Bats would win obviously.

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    Bond is a good shot, and Batman doesn't kill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sigma View Post
    what they playing ?
    Baccarat ? in which case bond would win due to having waaay more Baccarat practice that Batman.

    In a straight up fist fight, no gadgets or weapons, Bond would win due to the many years of hand to hand combat practice he has had.

    in an all out, no holds bared fight ? Bats would win obviously.
    Batman has had way more hand to hand combat practice, having mastered every martial art known to man.

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    It's not even a fair fight. For all intents and purposes Batman is not human. His level of mastery of literally everything he can do goes way way beyond what is possible for a human to achieve in one lifetime. He can bench press 1000 pounds easily and run faster than Olympic gold medalists. He's mastered and mixed together 127 different martial arts styles, which literally amounts to thousands of years worth of experience and training. He had dozens of degrees by the time he was 26 and has eidetic memory. Throw all this together with advanced tech designed to aid him in combat.

    James Bond would never even see Batman coming, and a single punch from Batman would cave in Bond's chest.

    People don't get how strong and fast Batman is. You could be standing 10 feet away from him pointing a gun at his head, and before you could react he could rush you and literally rip your arm off your body. It's actually ridiculous how powerful Batman is.
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    Batman wins and then exposes the secret agency for what it is... illuminati

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    Money? Batman has more. Brains? Batman has more. Brawn? Batman has more. Bond just gets drunk and shags female spies and has them do most of the dirty work.

    Plus, another reason Batman would win. He's the goddamn Batman.

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    batman has brains, brawns, money, techs, and good looks


    batman >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> james bond

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jotaux View Post
    Batman has had way more hand to hand combat practice, having mastered every martial art known to man.
    for some reason I though batman was from the late 60's, not 1939.
    But I still stand by my decision that Bond would win in a hand to hand fight.
    Batman is 76 years old
    Bond is 62 years old.

    I would place my bets on the 62 year old, kicking the 76 year old's ass.

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