My Little Pony Friendship is Magic part 18: We Don't Need No Stinkin Hiatus

[Freyera]

I think my best was a flat 50%.

As Roadhog...

Roadhog is such a cheater.

But not for too much longer.

He's classified as a tank and (Used to) have the highest base health pool, matched by Dva now. And yet he dies SO FAST

[Pendulous]

Roadhog is such a cheater.

But not for too much longer.

He's classified as a tank and (Used to) have the highest base health pool, matched by Dva now. And yet he dies SO FAST

It's ok, he will be completely useless next patch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSY2...ature=youtu.be

[BloodyAngel12]

[Freyera]

It's ok, he will be completely useless next patch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSY2...ature=youtu.be

So much for that character

[Golden Dragon]

rawr
how is everypony this fine evening?

[BloodyAngel12]

Wubba lubba dub dub *burps*

[Freyera]

rawr
how is everypony this fine evening?

How goes the Golden

[Golden Dragon]

How goes the Golden

is weekend!

[Dontrike]

One day I'm going to have a maid so I don't have to be one anymore.

[Freyera]

is weekend!

Yes, it is regretfully here

[Golden Dragon]

Yes, it is regretfully here

weekends are good, dear Yerf

[Pendulous]

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net...fa&oe=58DC34CD

weekends are good, dear Yerf

Only during football season, and only if you're off work and able to watch said football.

[Golden Dragon]

time for this dragon to retire to his cave
g'nite everypony

[Freyera]

Overwatch is so much more tolerable as Mercy.

I can just play the 'Try not to die while healing people' game. So much less infuriating.

Yes, I know she has a gun. Yes I use it on occasion. But 95% of the time I don't have to.

[Pendulous]

Overwatch is so much more tolerable as Mercy.

I can just play the 'Try not to die while healing people' game. So much less infuriating.

Yes, I know she has a gun. Yes I use it on occasion. But 95% of the time I don't have to.

Playing as Lucio is just as chill as his personality is. You just wall ride around while you automatically heal. If you wanna shoot, go for it, but you rarely hit anything. He's who I play if I for whatever reason want to play Overwatch but really don't want to play.

[Freyera]

Playing as Lucio is just as chill as his personality is. You just wall ride around while you automatically heal. If you wanna shoot, go for it, but you rarely hit anything. He's who I play if I for whatever reason want to play Overwatch but really don't want to play.

Yea, but you have to stress over Speed vs Healing, something Mercy doesn't.

[Pendulous]

Yea, but you have to stress over Speed vs Healing, something Mercy doesn't.

I'm selfish. I use speed when getting back from death, and when running myself away from danger or to others to heal, if I'm at full. Don't pay attention to others' need for speed.

[Freyera]

I'm selfish. I use speed when getting back from death, and when running myself away from danger or to others to heal, if I'm at full. Don't pay attention to others' need for speed.

Pft

Lucio so OP

[Azmaria]

Rules to live by when playing Mercy
Before you start your game, make sure you have at least one bottle of Vodka beause oh my god you are going to need it.

As soon as you enter your game say ‘Hello’ and wave in an effort to make the team care about you. If they don’t say ‘Hello’ back then ignore them for the rest of the game - they are on your naughty list.

If there is a friendly Pharah who said ‘Hello’ back then you are basically married. Make sure to keep her alive at all costs. She flies into an ulting Reaper? Follow her. You fly and die together.

Mercy's pistol does a surprising amount of damage! Use it. Be the Battle Mercy you always wanted to be and bathe in the blood of your enemies and of your own team mates that are screaming for healing all over the place.

Make sure to teabag when your entire team dies and you have your ult ready. Bonus points if you sit on the ground, let the camera linger, spray, resurrect, and then teabag. Everyone will love your POTG especially the Genji whose quintuple kill you just negated.

As Mercy you are the center of the universe. When someone isn’t close enough for Guardian Angel let them die. You are the ruler over life and death and they have to learn their place. Establish dominance.

The sooner you accept that people are not going to vote for you even if you heal 62% of the overall damage, the better off you will be. Accept that the Roadhog’s 40% Hook-Accuracy is more important.

Shove your staff up the tanks ass and let your ult charge on them. Ignore the dying flankers, there are health packs for them. Ignore the Mei that is currently freezing your co-healer, Ressurect has priority over everything.

You will scream a lot. Prepare in advance and get RicolaTM for the maximum swiss feel.

Ignore the Genjis. They have the blood of your sisters on their hands - they don’t deserve healing.

[Pendulous]

Fuck Genji. Goddamn overpowered bullshit.