Official MMOC Hunger Games thread 4

[Xanjori]

Manwell killed Hanna already? What a douche.

[icedwarrior]

Yeah, you left again! You don't deserve to stay alive!

I was busy channeling my inner fat Charizard! I needed me some foods!

If you call it here, I demand a new game for next time, since you know, I'm dead already.

[Temp name]

Mumei's going to be digging her own grave. Izalla insists on going camping like some fucking noob, and Xan just fucks off somewhere.

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I was busy channeling my inner fat Charizard! I needed me some foods!

If you call it here, I demand a new game for next time, since you know, I'm dead already.

Fuck you, I make new games when I feel like it.

Which mostly only happens when I don't win <3

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Someone thinks a tree can throw a bomb, but it cannot, for it is a tree. Pendra runs around with 4 fucktards spreading joy whereever they go! Manwell gets the closest he's ever been to having sex, by kissing a cat. Joe stalks his USB charger. Maybe he got into my drug stash..

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Mehman gets a new sock and shows it off to everyone! Marack can't fucking play the game and hurts himself. Dyra forgets to lick herself. Chrono murders a bunch of tree babies.

[icedwarrior]

You know... a parrot weilding a rock is a mighty fearsome hunter...

/cowers

[Temp name]

Koe and Algy both collect dead tree babies. Crissi doesn't give a fuck. Kjana looks for fire, but can't find any. Mumei gets owned like a little bitch!

[icedwarrior]

Mumei gets owned like a little bitch!

Good. Now it's time for worst boy to get eliminated...

That means your avatar, Mehman.

[Temp name]

Mehman kicks Izalla and laughs as she gets killed. Voli tries to hide in a tree, but it doesn't work. Kjana is swarmed by groupies. They're not his, but still. A rock managed to convince Manwell and Parrot to die.

[icedwarrior]

Parrot's weapon betrayed him! It's almost like betrayal is a thing in this game...

[Temp name]

@Pendra gets away because they let her. Apparently cats CAN swim, as @Dyra proves! Joe proves why mods are the worst people. A USB charger gets kidnapped by the humming birds!

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Parrot's weapon betrayed him! It's almost like betrayal is a thing in this game...

What? Nooo, that'd be ridiculous!

[Temp name]

Koe lives. Xan forgets that Chrono can jsut fly! .. Apparently so does Chrono. Marack and Mello also, sadly, live.

[Temp name]

Ami and Crissi both, luckily, die a very painful death

[icedwarrior]

Oh yeah? Well... you're optional, Maaanwell! Burn!

[Temp name]

16 people died. Success!





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Joe dies because he's a fucking bitch. Xan murders that pussy so hard. Pendra and Mehman share a brief moment as the producers let everyone know who the REAL OTP is.

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Koe and Marack get it on real good. Somehow a rock manages to wake up, it truly is the end times.

[icedwarrior]

I think I'm actually rooting for A Rock this game. Rock > SpongeGod.

[Temp name]

Koe decides to kill Mehman for some reason! And also Marack, but no one cares about him. Xan just decides that he doesn't actually want to be a finalist and kills himself. Because iced declared his loyalty to the rock, he must be put down, and Pendra is the one to do it. Way to go, Pendra!

[Mellomania]

Xan is mean

[Temp name]

After finding out that they're the last two people alive, they decide to have children so they can take over the world! Sadly Pendra vomits when she sees Koe naked, and dies on the spot. Way to go, Koe.

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The last 7 have died.



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Koe won something! For some reason.


The placements, if you care:


Summary for all you slackers who don't pay attention during the games:


Stats for the fucking nerds:

[Xanjori]

Well that was quick game, disappointed in myself for commiting suicide.

[Crissi]

Appologies for missing today. Was driving all day

[Dyra]

Noooooo.

I fell into the water!

Going to take me days to get my fur dry. :<