Floridaman lethally assaults Pinky the flamingo

[Underverse]

http://www.tampabay.com/news/publics...ground/2287932

TAMPA — A Busch Gardens flamingo is dead after a 45-year-old Orlando man threw her to the ground Tuesday evening, police said.

Pinky, a Chilean flamingo, had to be euthanized because her injuries were so severe, according to Busch Gardens officials.

"Pinky was a beloved member of the Busch Gardens Tampa Bay family and made many appearances on behalf of the park's conservation and education efforts," a park statement said. "She will be sorely missed."

The day before the incident, Corrao posted to Facebook on Monday about his planned trip to a Tampa Bay Rays game with his two sons. He said they had box seats.

"all u can drink and eat free," he wrote. "i will be tepsy tonight."

His friends didn't seem pleased with the status update, telling him to "behave himself" and "make a good impression for your kids."

Corrao responded: "I've never been to jail in Tampa."

But he has been to prison, according to Florida Department of Corrections records — for a total of about three years. He was convicted of aggravated assault on a person 65 years or older, felony DUI, and fleeing from a law enforcement officer.

Floridaman is everywhere, and he is merciless. When will this madness end? Should something be done?

[ParanoiD84]

Take him out back and shot him in the head, would save some trouble.

[Deleted]

Floridaman can.

Well at least Ringo the Flamingo is still safe!

[TheramoreIsTheBomb]

https://twitter.com/_floridaman?lang=en behavior like this is common in florida

[Dug]

#DicksOutForPinky

Fuck you Floridaman!!

[Lord Havik]

Well, let's hope there's never a teamup with AAAAALABAMA MAN!... The world isn't ready.

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Floridaman is everywhere, and he is merciless. When will this madness end? Should something be done?

Poor fucking kids though. I hope they turn out better than their father.

[zorkuus]

Well, let's hope there's never a teamup with AAAAALABAMA MAN!... The world isn't ready.

Fear not, Floridaman works alone, except when he doesn't.

[the game]

Florida is a stand your ground state. That flamingo was a direct threat.

[Mafic]

This is one of the saddest days of my life.

Goodbye and godspeed Pinky.

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Floridaman is everywhere, and he is merciless. When will this madness end? Should something be done?

this madness end when you start doing corporal punishment in public for peoples like these, give him 50 lashes and broadcast it on television bet this will deter more dumb peoples.

[Golden Yak]

Off with his head.

[Mafic]

Pinky was awesome if you ever saw him live. A flamingo full of life and still very young.

[Kaleredar]

Next time we'll see what happens when he tries it with an alligator.

[Skillslam]

The bird is with Harambe now

[Gib Lover]

Harambe just got one hell of a wingman.
RIP in peace, Pinky

[Celista]

You know that, when your friends have to tell you to "behave yourself" and "make a good impression for your kids" when you tell them that you're going out for a Monday night sports game, you're probably a Grade A fuckup.

[Crawclaw]

Something wrong
I hold my head
Pinky gone
A n!gga dead.

#DicksOutForPinky

[Venant]

Corrao, of Orlando, was arrested on a charge of felony animal cruelty — a year and 15 days after his release from prison on charges that he shot and killed two chained dogs at point-blank range with a shotgun.

Seems like he is a repeat offender. I'm curious about how the very progressive people who post here would suggest rehabilitating a person like this, as it seems like he is going to eventually be permanently locked up.

[Lord Havik]

"It's coming right for us!"

Uncle Jimbo would be proud.