If you could have a conversation with god, what would you say?

[nanook12]

I would probably spit in his/her/its face. The world is so full of horrible things such as corruption, greed, slavery, sloth, abandonment, rape, torture, exploitation, murder, injustice, suffering, stupidity, cruelty, etc that I am not impressed with gods grand design at all. If this is the best design a supreme being can do, then god is not worthy of even the tiniest sliver of respect or admiration.

[Darsithis]

This isn't allowed here at all.