Do you remember your first kiss?

[Deleted]

Yes, it tells the tale of me having a hobby

Don't ever dare to excuse anything before a fucking nihilist dude without a single clue what he is again.

j/k - we all found god and he told us what the right thing is and what gross is - didn't we?

[Antereon]

Yes and all I could think of in my head was "eeew, this feels and taste weird"

[Gestopft]

Yup, it was at band camp. She wore a layer of strawberry lip gloss that was, in my recollection, three inches thick.

[Jakisuaki]

One cannot remember that which has yet to happen

With a profile pic and banner like that it's not hard to imagine why.

[Medusa Cascade]

With a profile pic and banner like that it's not hard to imagine why.

Yup, two pictures define me as a person...

[breadisfunny]

i try not. it reminds me of something i will never experience again.

[Deleted]

i try not. it reminds me of something i will never experience again.

you kissed a draenei didn't you?

[vindicatorx]

With a profile pic and banner like that it's not hard to imagine why.

So you need someone to make you a banner? What's that have to do with the original topic? You know, posting just to talk shit to someone is, or at least used to be, an infraction worthy offense. Maybe you should share your first kiss story before going off topic.

[Auxora]

Yeah like others said I don't really count like 6 year old 1st grade kiss when you don't really know what it is. Even then I remember that one. But of course I remember my first real one as a teenager, same for my first real dance with a girl, and of course first time for all the way sex. Those are things you pretty much remember for life.

[breadisfunny]

you kissed a draenei didn't you?

never would i kiss such a repulsive creature.

[Jakisuaki]

So you need someone to make you a banner? What's that have to do with the original topic? You know, posting just to talk shit to someone is, or at least used to be, an infraction worthy offense. Maybe you should share your first kiss story before going off topic.

Woah, calm down, you'll ruin your keyboard with all that angry typing. I wasn't trying to be downright offensive, just poking fun at the irony of the situation. If he/you're offended, well, I really couldn't give less of a shit. I'm sorry :/

[Deleted]

Yes, i remember. I was very drunk, she was very drunk. She was also a complete stranger (this was at a club). I remember her being cute, but as i said, i was very drunk. I remember her being VERY touchy with my groin area and i remember chickening out because i was a virgin.

[vindicatorx]

Woah, calm down, you'll ruin your keyboard with all that angry typing. I wasn't trying to be downright offensive, just poking fun at the irony of the situation. If he/you're offended, well, I really couldn't give less of a shit. I'm sorry :/

Angry? You children are all alike. Someone points out when you are being an ass and you automatically shift the problem to them. I'm not angry at all, you have a one piece avatar and you're making fun of someone with an Re:Zero avatar and sig banner and you want to point out irony? I'm not angry at all, just pointing out the facts. You still haven't shared your first kiss story maybe you are in the same boat as Sora and were just deflecting?

[Jayburner]

omg guys! this thread is about ancient old innocent times...sheesh!

[Thepersona]

well, my first kiss was when i was 16, with my first girlfriend, at my house

[Seirith]

I think it was first grade when I got "married" to a boy named Mario, yes his real name was Mario.

My fist real kiss was when I was 15, he is now my husband and the only man I have kissed for real.

[Friendlyimmolation]

When I was in the fourth grade I was corned by a girl and 3 of her friends on the playground, the leader of the gang wanted a kiss so I kissed her. If that doesnt count then sophmore year in highschool.

[prwraith]

Behind the bleachers at a football game :P

[Mihalik]

I think it was my cousin when I was still only 6 or 7. We didn't know any better.

Oh lawd. Why am I not surprised.

Tho I would hardly describe what 7 year olds do as a "kiss". I suppose I must have been around 11-13. At 14 I was sexually active, so it had to happen sometime before that.

[Rothg]

I was 18, on horseback with my first girlfriend who was 16. We were in an open corn field, 76 degrees, slight breeze. Perfect day. Heart racing out of my chest. Dope kiss, I had no clue what I was doing but she sort of made sure everything went alright.