Lol, stick with me and there won't be too many jump scares. 75% of the fun in haunted houses is spotting where the jumpscares are and not telling anyone, so when they do happen, you don't just but everyone else around you does.
I twisted my back laughing so hard one year.
Yeah fuck jump scares, it's bad video games abuse it(Man Bat scares in Arkham Knight always catch me off guard).