So imagine you're stuck in an elevator for hours due to power outage or whatever. What would you do if nature decided to call you?
So imagine you're stuck in an elevator for hours due to power outage or whatever. What would you do if nature decided to call you?
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Crack open the door, piss through the crack, close the door.
piss all over the old lady in the corner. This might sound cruel, but M Night Shyamalan taught me DON'T trust old ladies in elevators.
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Open the escape hatch on the roof of the elevator car, and pull yourself up. Climb the ladder in the shaft up to the next floor, and push the manual door release button next to the doors. Go through open doors into the hallway, locate nearest bathroom, and use the facilities.
Well I'm glad at least this isn't another election thread.
Naturally, I would look for some gap between the doors of that elevator(or any other gap) and try to piss precisely there, or, if I have a bottle with me, I would use it as a toilet. If all else fails and I literally can't hold it any longer, I guess I'll have to make due and just take a piss on the floor. So what, humans do much more outrageous things when there's an emergency of some sort.
Probably get uromysitisis poisoning and die
pee on the other people in the elevator to establish dominance.
I can barely poop with someone in the other stall. I hope to all mighty jesus that I'm alone in that elevator D:
hold it in, of course.
i'm pretty good at that. i can even stave off an upset stomach for a while.
i enjoy farting in packed elevators. If given the socially acceptable green light to shit in one, I'd be down. But only if other people are there to enjoy it.
People working 2 jobs in the US (at least one part-time) - 7.8 Million (Roughly 4.9% of the workforce)
People working 2 full-time jobs in the US - 360,000 (0.2% of the workforce)
Average time worked weekly by the US Workforce - 34.5 hours