Women with big bums are healthier, science says

[GennGreymane]

http://tribune.com.pk/story/1244173/...-science-says/

A study has revealed that the secret to having a better life is having a larger bottom. Scientists at the Oxford Centre for Diabetes, Endocrinology and Metabolism at Oxford University and the Churchill Hospital have reported that women with big bums are increasingly intelligent and more resistant to chronic illnesses.

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Indy100 cite that Population studies in the research found that women with bigger bums are more likely to have lower cholesterol levels and produce more hormones that metabolise sugar.

Having a big bottom also encourages production of the hormone which regulates weight, and ones with anti-inflammatory, vascular-protective and anti-diabetic attributes. The protective properties of the booty are exerted through long term fatty acid storage, since the adipose tissue on a bum and upper thigh catches the harmful fatty particles and prevents cardiovascular disease.

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Apart from that, the amount of Omega 3 fats present in a fat bum lead to increase intelligence since Omega 3 fats are proven to catalyse brain development. The traits appear to be genetic since research reveals that women with larger hips tend to give birth to children with increased intelligence.

The research hence encourages women to accept their fat bums and see the benefits that their natural physique has for them.

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[ro9ue]

A thread needs more pictures.

[Self Inflicted Wounds]

I really really like healthy women.

[GennGreymane]

I really really like healthy women.

you like healthy women and you cannot lie?

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@THE Bigzoman

[Azadina]

Tennisman must be shocked. Now his fat shaming crusade has all been for nothing

[THE Bigzoman]

you like healthy women and you cannot lie?

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@THE Bigzoman

He cannot deny.

I like em healthy.

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Tennisman must be shocked. Now his fat shaming crusade has all been for nothing

Fat doesn't mean having a big ass. Don't get it twisted.

[the game]

fat bottomed girls they make the rockin world go round.

[SoulForge]

women with big bums are increasingly intelligent

All the ones I know are certified stupid.

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"healthy" lol

[GennGreymane]

Her butt is fake.

[Trassk]

does this count for men too?

[SoulForge]

Well they sure make me feel like they are very intelligent. Also. Since I have already seen it. Please dont confuse large bottoms girls with fat. Not, even, close.

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Look again. Did you see that booty? She smart bro. Shes whatever she says she is. You see that booty? Just nod.

Yeah I see it. Doesn't do anything for me.

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I am almost certain they mean someone with a butt because they're not underweight and they work out, rather than someone whose ass turns bloomers into a thong.

Big butt =/= fat fuck.

[Revi]

I'm just going to guess; this is for women who naturally have, proportionally, bigger bums. Not like overweight/obese women are healthier because they have bigger bums then those at a healthy weight.

Reason I'm guessing is of course because in the usual feelgood-clickbait manner, the article doesn't expand on what they mean by "big bums" nor do they link the article.

[Hotmail]

"The protective properties of the booty"

Say this one out loud.

I can't stop giggling.

[minteK917]

Big butt =/= fat fuck.

This.



Yes.



No.

[Deleted]

I am pretty sure the reporter didn't understand anything about the actual research paper as always.

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does this count for men too?

Post pic and we'll judge.

[the game]

Well they sure make me feel like they are very intelligent. Also. Since I have already seen it. Please dont confuse large bottom girls with fat. Not, even, close.

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Look again. Did you see that booty? She smart bro. Shes whatever she says she is. You see that booty? Just nod.

she's smart and funny.

[Awbee]

I'm just going to guess; this is for women who naturally have, proportionally, bigger bums. Not like overweight/obese women are healthier because they have bigger bums then those at a healthy weight.

I'm pretty sure this is about proportions. You can have a big bum for your proportions, no matter whether you're skinny or fat.

When I gain weight, I see it first in my bum and thighs. Last year, I was very stressed (first job, etc) and gained about 15 lbs. I gained almost 2 sizes in pants, but stayed the same size in shirts. I guess it's called "pear shape", and it's long been known to be somewhat healthier than "apple shape", i.e. where you have a lot of weight in your belly.