Floridaman steals pigeons with bucket on his head

[the game]

MIAMI - A Florida man is being sought by authorities after the owners of a religious store said he broke in with a bucket on his head and made off with their pricey pigeons.

Mae and Nelson Hernandez, owners of El Viejo Lazaro Botanica in Miami, said the burglary happened right after closing on Friday evening when the man, with a bucket on his head and trash bag around his shoulders, jumped the fence and broke into their store, WSVN reports. Surveillance video showed the thief making off with a cage filled with pigeons that they said are worth “thousands of dollars.”

“I don’t know what’s going here in Miami,” Mae Hernandez told WSVN. “People don’t have respect for anything.”

This burglary comes after one in May where two people robbed the store and it led the Hernandezes to beef up the security. They added that this incident was “especially painful” as it happened just before the holidays.

http://www.wftv.com/traffic/news/flo...-say/475547758

[Daedius]

What's the deal with Floridamen...

[Jonnusthegreat]

Was hoping for surveillance pictures.

Left disappointed.

[the game]

Was hoping for surveillance pictures.

Left disappointed.

Sorry, here's a video

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/loca...120485338.html

[Stormdash]

Florida Man is playing chess and you are all merely playing checkers.

[Deleted]

the trashbag was his cape, I take it?

[Vizardlorde]

He may have saved the pigeons from santeria ritual sacrifice. Botanica is codeword for local santeria supply store.

[Tijuana]

Never change, Florida Man.

[Deleted]

Florida Man is playing chess and you are all merely playing checkers.

Trump plays 4d chess
We play chess
Floridaman plays hyper-post dimensional Go-Mancala while on bathsalts and having injected about 60kg of marihuanas.