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    So shorts season upon us. What is good shorts to wear now?

    People say cargo shorts is bad, but thats all I know. I have some jorts still laying around. I have shorts that stay above my knees but are covered in mickey mouse icons. I even have mesh shorts...you don't want to see that.

    I hate fashion. I don't like shorts without a lot of pockets, I accumulate a lot of change in my travels, I need pockets but I also want to look like a woman will have sex with me too.

    What are you guys wearing this year for shorts?

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    Shorts....

    I was jogging in a snowstorm today.
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    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
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    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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    Thats what we wear in the winter time in Canada.

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    What is good shorts to wear now?
    Comfortable shorts.

    Edit:
    I don't know where it comes from, but, that image of the mesh shorts cracks me up.

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    I can't stand people in shorts they're always flaunting their knees all about.

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    Jorts are a bigger abomination than cargo shorts. Just get yourself some chinos

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    Unless you look like John Cena then you could totally rock some jorts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dug View Post
    Unless you look like John Cena then you could totally rock some jorts

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    I'll stick with my cargo and occasional jean shorts, though i have found basketball style shorts to be pretty comfortable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Packers01 View Post
    Why are cargo shorts bad? Literally you can hold everything you own in them!
    Not only you can, but you should. The only right way to wear cargo shorts is fill them like you have a brick and a bible in your pockets.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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    You do not have the legs for it, Jay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kujako View Post
    Oh good lord.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    Are you sure you can handle the immense power jorts like those bring? Even Kevin Smith struggles and he's the jorts king

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    Quote Originally Posted by Packers01 View Post
    I made mistake of googling why cargo shorts are bad. I guess 5 women at the dailybeast, buzzfeed and the guardian want all men to wear tight skinny shorts.
    glutes for the sloots bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by Packers01 View Post
    I made mistake of googling why cargo shorts are bad. I guess 5 women at the dailybeast, buzzfeed and the guardian want all men to wear tight skinny shorts.
    I hate tight clothing on me.

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    basketball shorts and stuff a cucumber in your underwear

    Resident Cosplay Progressive

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    I hate tight clothing on me.
    Tight clothing hates me.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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    Tight clothing is bad for your genitals.

    If there was ever a time to wear baggy shorts, it's summer.

    Any bitch giving you flak over it can go suck it, men have a higher temperature, our genitals need to be cool and we don't have the luxury of skirts.

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