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    I actually find some of the old H.P. Lovecraft audiobooks on YouTube really relaxing. A woman whispering to me IRL is usually my wife trying to tell me that my fly is down or my two daughters getting ready to tackle or jump scare me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrazyK923 View Post
    I'm sure cam4 or another cam website pays more than Youtube's terrible revenue system. I guess kudos to them for cornering the market of poppin' 12 year old kids boners. I wonder if those kids know they're on the internet with literal endless amounts of porn.
    Mate, you really need to calm down with this "12 year olds" rhetoric.

    I'm 31.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karadros View Post
    Mate, you really need to calm down with this "12 year olds" rhetoric.

    I'm 31.
    Then...do...do you realize if you want that kind of sexual nonsense that there's infinite amounts of porn available at your finger tips? Because the only reason that makes sense that people would gravitate to this ugly asian chick deepthroating popsicles or lollipops is to get the 10-12 year old demographic who has youtube unblocked but not porn sites.

    Unless, of course, you're talking about the non-sexual ASMR stuff, which I haven't said a single thing negative about and quite like some of myself.

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    I follow this one particular chick on tumblr (fucking thiiiiiiiiiiic omg) and she puts out ASMR vids and yeah I can only get aroused from those sloppy noises she makes.

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    ASMR has been sexualized, which can be frustrating or pleasing, depending on my mood lol

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    So I saw this and just thought how weird and stupid this is, after reading through the posts, I thought I'd attempt not being "close minded" toward it and listen for a while, eyes closed.

    Doesn't do it for me. I once tried a sensory deprivation chamber and loved it. I think I actually would love to sleep in a sound proof air conditioned coffin, no light no sound. To each their own I guess, as long as you are not effecting others.

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    Bunch of hokey bullshit anyway, may as well show some cleavage while fleecing clicks.
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    Because it is 100% sexual. Those who say it isn't are in denial for one reason or the other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gabriel View Post
    Because it is 100% sexual. Those who say it isn't are in denial for one reason or the other.
    Oh yes, you cannot imagine my raging boner when paper planes are being folded
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    Probably too late but I have a question.

    How many people who listen to ASMR videos meditate? Or even just listen to the videos instead of watching them?

    ASMR is a derivative of meditation, its actually the same thing as guided meditations in some ways. Used for similar goals. In fact you can find tons of guided meditation videos on Youtube without the pandering that I often see in ASMR videos (not to say there aren't good ASMR videos out there but the category has been tainted).

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    Quote Originally Posted by pacox View Post
    Or even just listen to the videos instead of watching them?
    I never watch the videos. For all I care, the person in the video could be naked and it still isn't sexual for me. I listen to ASMR every night in bed to help me get sleep. And it works. Way better than sleeping pills don't you think?
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    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
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    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    I never watch the videos. For all I care, the person in the video could be naked and it still isn't sexual for me. I listen to ASMR every night in bed to help me get sleep. And it works. Way better than sleeping pills don't you think?
    I play guided meditations, lofi/chillhop stations, rain noises, or pbs science channels to fall asleep. They all achieve the same thing. ASMR content could easily fit into that list.

    I just find it weird/interesting that people will listen to ASMR but won't meditate or something related.

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    resurrecting this thread for a sec, because i have just found my favorite ASMR video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mhd84H3hO5I

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    My wife watched these ASMR videos, she gets that tingle, it's some kind of psychosomatic response or something.

    I don't know a lot about it but as an expert on weird pervy things I can confirm that this isn't sexual. Any more than you can make basically anything sexual.

    It's kind of sensual I suppose.

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    Probably because it is usually a cute girl doing it.
    It's not just cute girls, they just get more clicks.

    Also my impression is that it's mostly women who watch ASMR videos. Could be wrong.

    Quote Originally Posted by KrazyK923 View Post
    ...are you serious? Because there's a lot of blatantly sexual channels using it as an excuse.

    Yeah there's nothing sexual (And fucking gross sounding) about garbage like this:
    This was literally found in 4 seconds searching "asmr lollipop" and "asmr kisses" on youtube. There are a lot of great non-sexual ASMR channels but to pretend there isn't a significant amount of channels out there whose goal is to pop the little boners of 12 year olds, you're fooling yourself.
    By that logic all video gaming is sexual.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knaar View Post
    From years of spending time with american, i've learn that when they dont understand something, they will either mock/insult it or try to find a way to link it to sex. At this point, im not even surprised anymore.

    One thing for sure, those people are missing one hell of a great way to relax!
    I can sum this up.

    Youtube click bait. Some idiot youtube hack see's ASMR videos getting views. They slap a scantly clad chick on there and attempt to copy ASMR stuff. Views roll in. You see this with many things on youtube. Toy channels with more cleavage than hooters. Compilation videos with candid thumbnails. Prank channels hiring actresses are just a few examples.

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    I've felt this when I've experienced or read about someone doing something nice. Just didn't know there was a term for it. Listening to some of Youtube's videos titled ASMR I get a similar sensation from some of them, but content-wise they're not the same as what I stated above. A woman whispering in the ears and doing some weird but soothing noises with her hands cause the same sensation as reading about Scrooge McDuck giving Donald an unexpected bonus. Weird.

    Suppose it can be sexual, but it doesn't have to be.
    Now you see it. Now you don't.

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    Some people aren't wired to be into ASMR. Also, some people get very angry when they hear all that crackling, chomping, and slurping.

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    Well, ask mr robot always used different metrics than for example simcraft. But their methods are actually well described at their homepage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puri View Post
    Well, ask mr robot always used different metrics than for example simcraft. But their methods are actually well described at their homepage.
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    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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