sex a disappointment?

[Deleted]

Dear God. The point is everyone sucks at it the first time. The first time is shit because you don't know wtf you're doing. Sex like everything else needs practice to be good at it.

Sex at 16 wasn't good. It become fucking incredible (see what I did there) around college time when the girls were also more experienced.

so it changes when older? now it was just maybe 5 minutes max before it was over and didnt feel good at all

[Deleted]

Bad books, bad movies, bad food, bad sex. Surprised, seriously?

[Fonduset]

so it changes when older? now it was just maybe 5 minutes max before it was over and didnt feel good at all

Did it go in the right hole?

[Aqua]

It usually sucks the first time mate, go watch some how-to's if you catch my drift, you'll likely improve with age. And thus it will 'feel better'. If you're both new to it, it's going to be so-so at best.

If not, congrats you're 2% of the aesexual population, join the club and pull up a chair.

[Deleted]

Did it go in the right hole?

i think i would feel if it was wrong hole

[Deleted]

i think i would feel if it was wrong hole

Also there is no wrong hole. Per se.

[StayTuned]

so it changes when older? now it was just maybe 5 minutes max before it was over and didnt feel good at all

Lol typical experience. It changes drastically. A good girl riding you for half an hour is... well, now im horny. G2g find my wife

[AeneasBK]

Sex is the most overhyped thing in modern society.

Not that it isn't amazing! It just isnt' that much more amazing to the extent everyone goes on about it all the fucking time :P

[Fonduset]

Also there is no wrong hole. Per se.

True that.

[WhiteEagle888]

Sex is like pizza it's still good even if it's bad.

[mizeri]

first time sucks for everyone cause of expectations, you will find partners where it will be awesome and some where it will be boring af

[gamgee76]

Only the greatest footballer to ever live. Maybe you would have gotten it if I said you can't be Swifty the first time you log on to your warry....?

Pele might have something to say about that

[StayTuned]

Pele might have something to say about that

Ye he's quite the decent guy too

[Uoyredrum]

Only the greatest footballer to ever live. Maybe you would have gotten it if I said you can't be Swifty the first time you log on to your warry....?

But swifty was never good...?

[Deleted]

If you were a few years older you could practice with me.

go away fucking creep

[Deleted]

i didnt pay a hooker LOL!! we had party last night and it just happened with someone there later in night

the sexlife is different with different persons. you need to experience alot and try different stuff

and its the second-best thing in the world tbh, the first time being shit is pretty normal too, even it your doing with some1 random

[Deleted]

Random party sex is normally quite crap, yes. Try it eventually with someone you actually like and you'll notice a stark difference.

[Theoris]

The first (and most likely second and third) time sucks for everyone. Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it.

[Torrasque]

If you're disappointed with sex, then there is an issue with it somewhere. Either your communication is poor, you (or them) aren't invested in the act, or one or both of you are simply unskilled at sex.

[Liftbrul]

Jesus. This thread is already a cringe goldmine.