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    how many times have you sharted?

    once i sharted in public when i was talking to this hot chick and i started laffing i couldn't help it it was becuz da situation was so awkward.

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    I gambled and lost once.

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    These days you can't even trust your own fart!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bonezhowl View Post
    once i sharted in public when i was talking to this hot chick and i started laffing i couldn't help it it was becuz da situation was so awkward.

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    Once at a bar when I was 21. Had to run out back and ditch the evidence before going commando the rest of the night.
    "I'm not stuck in the trench, I'm maintaining my rating."

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    None, because I was trained to use the toilet as a kid.

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    Never you might want to see a doctor about your anal leakage. I've heard inconsistencies arrives when you get up in years so if you're not at least 70yo. You might wanna see a doctor and get some Depends briefs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bonezhowl View Post
    once i sharted in public when i was talking to this hot chick and i started laffing i couldn't help it it was becuz da situation was so awkward.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sliske View Post
    None, because I was trained to use the toilet as a kid.
    BOOOOORRRRING!!! you havent lived till you sharted

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    Quote Originally Posted by bonezhowl View Post
    BOOOOORRRRING!!! you havent lived till you sharted
    If you're even in your 30's and sharting you likely won't be living too long if you kidneys are having trouble and your intestines are betraying you.
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    I've got IBS and risked driving from my boyfriend's house back home (15-20 minute drive) and I should have went before leaving his house. I took the gamble and less than a mile from my house I sharted big time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sliske View Post
    None, because I was trained to use the toilet as a kid.
    So you run to the toilet every time you need to fart....................

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    11.10chars
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lagwin View Post
    So you run to the toilet every time you need to fart....................
    Yes, I run to the toilet when I need to fart when I have the shits, because as said before - i was trained to use the toilet as a kid.

    If you're 'sharting' solids, then jesus christ - where you toilet trained, at all?

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    Please don't create pointless threads. Closing.

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